Notices by kf (kf@666.glitchwit.ch)

watching "mayfair witches" for the first time and the flashbacks in 1x01 are far too confusing for me tbh

like are these three generations of women? two? the same person over time? what's happening?

@irene impossible

@skinnylatte @irene by the second episode or so it became clear that this was two people: one in current day + another in both current day and flashback

even though I still have one or two more star wars movies left to go, I think I need to break

which can only mean one thing

...watching the #LOTR movies for the first time 😂

time to start another megathread! 🤪🧵

I appreciate the star wars movies were 2+ hours and I felt like I was dying by the end

meanwhile "fellowship of the ring" is 3 hours and the extended edition is 4? 😭

I will not be watching the extended edition, sorry if this disappoints some of you 😂

have never watched any kind of star wars movie all the way through

have always fallen asleep midway, just like blade runner 😂

but I have disney+ so might as well watch star wars from the beginning? 🧵

watching "star wars: a new hope (episode iv)"

I appreciate that whenever they were making this movie, they imagined humanoid robots and laser guns but couldn't dream of sideburns becoming unpopular

made it to "star wars: the empire strikes back (episode v)"

and my dog is losing it at the sounds of the tauntauns

I love how, in an effort to avoid complicated visual effects, they never show people getting injured by light sabers in the early films

they just show arms dropping from the top of the frame and then cut to an injured creature 😭

I'm sorry did he just cut open a tauntaun and stuff luke in it? 😭

wdym yoda has only existed since the second movie

"there is no try" omg is this where that meme comes from

"I love you" "I know" 💀

dying at the guy being frozen into a giant chocolate bar

WAIT IS THIS WHERE "IT'S A TRAP" COMES FROM TOO???

HIS HAND DEFINITELY GROWS BACK IN A FUTURE MOVIE RIGHT??? RIGHT?

wdym his FATHER chopped his HAND off?

why do all of these characters know how to fly a fighter plane?

and the planes have like a million buttons???

it's 12:30am which is probably not the best time for me to be starting another star wars movie, given that they make me fall asleep 😂

that said: time for "star wars: episode of the jedi (episode vi)"!

why is there so much text at the beginning of the movie

I didn't come here to read