Notices by lemgandi (lemgandi@mastodon.social)

@fesshole

I bet you're actually more productive on nap days.

@fesshole

I do the baking in my house. M 55

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My first attempts at beer brewing used 2 burners under a giant pot on my stove. I quickly had an attack of good sense and bought an outdoor gas burner. Time to boil went from an hour to 20 minutes.

@fesshole

Used to keep fancy rats. I had an unlimited supply of . . .

@fesshole

That's amateur. When I was laid off back in the day, I scored a stapler, about all the pens, half the automatic pencils, and several reams of copy paper.

I think the Statute of Limitations has long run out on that tho.

@fesshole Get a dog sitter.

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Awesome!

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Shrug. I bought a food dehydrator a while back. Works great, real cheap, makes delicious dried figgies.

@fesshole

And does that help your love life?

@fesshole So Wholesome

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Also, turtles host Salmonella.

@fesshole GFY!

@fesshole "You don't pay a whore for sex. You pay them to leave afterward."

@cmconseils

Experience is what you get from not reading the instructions.

@fesshole

Hah hah,. I SCUBA on lake cleanups for the same reason. I have even thought through a Plan to make sure I can guide others to the body ( or gun, or car )

@fesshole

Pretty soon you'll find all your clothes out on the lawn, with your wife waving your own pistol at you from the front door.

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You really shouldn't have to. I am a heterosexual guy, and keeping women healthy is very much in my interest.

@dansup

For a lot of lucky men ( including me ) 7th - 9th grade is pretty much the nadir of their lives. It gets so much way better after that. Startling.

@fesshole

Most Enterprising. Also unnecessary these days. Just outsource to ChatGPT.

@fesshole

You are my hero.