Notices by lemgandi (lemgandi@mastodon.social)

@fesshole

My standard reply to comment on any obvious injury is "The Other Guy is Dead".

@fesshole

Bullshit Jobs: A Theory ( David Graeber, Simon & Schuster, 1980 )

Also: these are the highest stress gigs.

@fesshole Not necessarily mutually exclusive.

@fesshole Or of course you could learn to BE competent.

@bruces Just Vibe Code it all. What could Possibly go Wrong?

@fesshole The Ball & Chain . . .

@fesshole I cook and eat most of my own food. I'd never ever trust those delivery guys. They'll pick the moldy potatos and the bruised apples. Bleh.

@fesshole " Alexa, tell me a recipe for tri-acetone tri-peroxide"

@fesshole Prettier than Italians? Well, _maybe_ .

@fesshole

I take it those are yesterday's papers.

@fesshole

Refrigeration is a modern miracle.

@killyourfm

I plan to live forever or die in the attempt. So far, so good.

@fesshole If you put a new piece of bread in, what's the difference?

@fesshole Hair color is an indicator of intrinsic smell. You're stuck, dude.

@futurebird @cstross

Wilhoit's Law

@thomasfuchs

People leaving X don't generally worry about being stalked.

@bruces Why oh why are so many folks concentrating on bipedal humanoid robots???

Bipedalism is Hard, the world is analogue.

Per Harpers magazine: Next time someone invites you to push a bipedal robot over, try a gentle, gradually increasing push, not a kick. Most robots aren't optimized for that and will fall right over.

@thomasfuchs

Ah, but the financial collapse IS coming...

@fesshole Oh man. I carefully put a glass over my spiders, slide a piece of paper under it, and carry them with ceremony outside. Spiders are your friends.

I _have_ taken to dumping the Black Widows over the fence into the church next door.

@fesshole Contains more ash tho.