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   Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 13-Aug-2026 21:20:17 JST Fesshole 🧻

   Night out with my girlfriend, absolutely rat-arsed, these guys asked us if we could take their dead mate's ashes home so he could (quote) "have a threesome with some hot lesbians". We did but had no way of giving him back so he's still in the bathroom so he can watch us shower.

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     Clayfoot (clayfoot@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 13-Aug-2026 21:39:05 JST Clayfoot

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     @fesshole This could be a regular business:
     Hot lesbians in your area want to take home some ash

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     lemgandi (lemgandi@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 13-Aug-2026 22:22:03 JST lemgandi

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     @fesshole

     So Wholesome.

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     GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺 (eetschrijver@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 13-Aug-2026 22:44:46 JST GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺

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     @fesshole Wonder if there's a connection?
     https://mastodon.social/@fesshole/116952505095547365

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     👑🦂★[BlAwhG]^[LiFE]✓🇺🇸🤍(^•_•^)†‡ (lovrboiy@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 17-Aug-2026 10:04:52 JST 👑🦂★[BlAwhG]^[LiFE]✓🇺🇸🤍(^•_•^)†‡

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     @fesshole “⟩Wow What A Trip NightOut With The One Yu Love & Cherish i'Would Have Never Figured That The Shifting Transfer Would Have Ben aS iT Was Shared Yu Shared But That iZ One WikiD Turn Out aZ Tu Still iT Was A ReHoming & Quit The Adoption Yu Performed Given The OutCome ThiS iS For Yu & Yo'r Partner Mate Lover & iT Has Seem Tu Be SomeThing Yu Have Ben Able Tu WelCome WithOut iSsue oR Any Added Condition's & Yu Were Able Tu Find A Location aT Home The Yo'r New House Mate Can Be Awesome Nice✓