Notices by Cadbury Moose (cadbury_moose@wandering.shop), page 2

@cstross @AlisonW

Argh! Now you've just reminded me of the time the company bought part of Siemens, and someone commented that the Middlesex office answered the telephone with "Siemens, Staines". (I'm still not convinced it wasn't a wind-up, but anyone sending a memo forbidding that would be guaranteed to aggravate the problem.) 3:O)>

@AlisonW @cstross

Twatt is unlikely to have a problem due to its small size, likewise Shitterton, Cockermouth on the other hand...

@eva_chaos @noelreports

Safer than staying with a burning tank that is likely to explode, also safer than staying in the open (someone might be annoyed enough to pick them off with an FPV drone or a mortar), and they might be able to sneak away through the woods - or surrender alive if intercepted.

@slothdude @clacke @RedHyppo @jdskog

Terry Pratchett was a VERY angry man, with the gift of making people see the underlying reason(s) for that anger, and consequently joining the fight against injustice in the real world.

..."but Vimes is no diplomat?"

..."He's the _reason_ for diplomats."

(Carpe Jugulum, I think, but similar effects in Jingo, not to mention Thud.)