Notices by Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 (blippythewonderslug@ieji.de)

@SolSoCoG
I'll save you a piece.

Meanwhile, alchemy!
#CheesecakesOfMastodon

10 minutes left on the timer...
#CheesecakesOfMastodon

😜 The smell of baking cheesecake.... mmm...

Now it must slow cool.

Y'all know I'm always trying to add variety to my #Audrey collection, right? I recently came across some new (to me) shots, and dunno, man.

🙄 These, to me, look obviously spurious/suspicious. All were presented as "true" in their OP.

I'm a cranky old man with bias. So, I'm asking you.

Do these look "legit" to you? Do you see "AI" rat-fuckery?

😜 Apparently I've been a good boy...

Wait. Aren't I supposed to avoid excessive salt and alcohol after heart stuff? Is this a murder plot?

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! ❄️ Tea is steeping.

A winter wonderland here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Snow covers the courtyard. ❄️ I hear snow being dealt with. Kittys are fed and on patrol.

Why is dipshit convicted felon and rapist Donald F Puppyfucker not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole. ❄️

#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.

Sanction billionaires filthy.

Today's agenda: ❄️ Dance party! (After meds kick in.)

@phenolfight

@VeroniqueB99

Up in the vineyards again.

Looking at the hill with the tigers, all seems quiet. 🐅

Bonus shadow selfie.

Go #TeamOrca! 🐋 (#DolphinAuxillary)

@xtaldave
Team Orca FTW!
#TeamOrca

Oh, nurse!
#Audrey

Can anyone point me to a torrent for Survivor S46? 🏴☠️ All my regular sources are coming up empty.

@alcinnz @bouriquet @gerrymcgovern
It is that simple. You're overcomplicating it. We're doing "apples and oranges."

The earth, as a planet, will be fine.

Whether or not we, or other species can live on it, has nothing to do with it being a planet.

The atmosphere/environment we live in is a transient property of the planet, but it is not the planet.

As far as we know, many, if not most, planets are devoid of life.

I would argue a lifeless earth would be more "normal."

@bouriquet @gerrymcgovern
Nah. The planet itself will be just fine, barring cosmic scale calamity. It'll continue to circle around the sun, being a planet, content in its planetness.

In a few hundred million years, some other species will be making wild theories about the "plastic layer," and sudden die-off in the fossil record.

@HistoPol
🤣 The finale of Deutschland Sucht Den Superstar. They're about to announce the winner. I'm pretty sure it's gonna be Christian, but ya never know how the public will sway.

😜 Tom sings, and it's the same 4 dancers!

Kudos to the dancers. They've been on stage a lot, and haven't missed a beat.

The song/performance is good, but not good enough.

#DSDS #DeutschlandSuchtDenSuperstar #Finale #TrashTV