Notices by Dave nλ=2dsinθ (xtaldave@xtaldave.net)

BBC News: What's likely to be in Labour's immigration crackdown?

Oh oh oh, I know this. It's a "desperate, ill-considered, and ultimately unsuccessful lurch to the right to pander to awful people who will never vote them, whilst simultaneously alienating people who might usually vote for them, resulting in them handing the next general election to actual fascists."

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cje72plqk17o

Y'all can track the soon to deorbit Kosmos 482 satellite here

https://www.heavens-above.com/orbit.aspx?satid=6073&lat=0&lng=0&loc=Unspecified&alt=0&tz=UCT

Tattooist in Brighton offering free Harry Potter tattoo cover-ups ☺️

https://www.instagram.com/p/DInpLiZtZkZ/?igsh=b3F2b2Vya21raGpz

Luigi Mangione has pleaded not guilty to all federal charges over the killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO and utter bastard Brian Thompson

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c20xjypgy0lt

Artificial intelligence could end disease, lead to "radical abundance," Google DeepMind CEO Demis Hassabis says - CBS News

No it won't, because AI will gobble up all the power and water (for cooling).
These guys *really* love the smell of their own farts, don't they?

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/artificial-intelligence-google-deepmind-ceo-demis-hassabis-60-minutes-transcript/

LEGO are the baddies now. :blobcattableflip:

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2025/apr/11/lego-drops-diversity-terms-from-its-annual-sustainability-report

Tattooed Charlotte resident with no criminal record detained by ICE, attorney says

Oh no, I guess I won't be able to go to the US. How sad.

https://www.wbtv.com/2025/04/10/tattooed-charlotte-resident-with-no-criminal-record-detained-by-ice-attorney-says/

A different story about US authorities using Tattoos as an excuse to lock people up.

"Mr Belton said it was a "bit strange, bit funny at first" but is now worried the family trip he booked to Miami with his wife and daughter in August might end up "being a six month all-inclusive holiday to Guantanamo"."

BBC News - British man's tattoo wrongly linked to Venezuelan gang in US government document
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cly22xm8kx1o

Retaliatory UK tariffs on US will ‘make it more expensive’ – Kemi Badenoch

"Fighting back will only make it worse" - SA apologists.

https://www.channel4.com/news/retaliatory-uk-tariffs-on-us-will-make-it-more-expensive-kemi-badenoch

Found this in another place.
Artist unknown.

TIL I learned Seth MacFarlane (Family Guy, the Orville) was booked on the flight on 9/11 that was hijacked and hit the north tower. He missed the flight because he was hungover.

American Airlines Flight 11 - Wikipedia

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Airlines_Flight_11

Today in American science is fucked news:

ACTIVATE WITCHELL

BBC News - King experiences temporary side effects of cancer treatment

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c3vwgq24klxo

BBC News: Mental health conditions are overdiagnosed, Streeting says

Says who? Wes Streeting? What are his credentials, beyond being a transphobic dickhead?

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cd7ejvr3y0zo

"Donald Trump reportedly feels 'less special' after King Charles hosted Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky last week."

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/donald-trumps-childish-response-after-34824817

Oh no, how sad.

I found this on the internet. It is very funny.

Absolutely get fucked.

'A very weird 20 minutes' - Frank Gardener on JD Vance's address to European leaders

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c4g9nmeyzkjo

Can't believe they sent the guy who fucks couches to lecture a continent of over 500m people on free speech whilst simultaneously banning scientists from using words like "gender" and "LGBTQ" in papers.

I guess the guy who wants to fuck his own daughter is too busy being cucked by the world's most divorced ket addict.

Motherfucker give up already

"He is now planning a case – representing himself using artificial intelligence to support his claim – at the Court of Appeal."

BBC News - 'This battle is my 9 to 5 - I won't stop until I have my £620m of Bitcoin back'
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/czdl6er0369o