Notices by (NekoSock) Miya Ironami (iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be), page 2

Heartbreaking: Really funny joke has been told through a 4chan meme format

Mimis are like drones that always try to disrespect the program

Do not give Mimi instructions, it will misinterpret them in the funniest and most chaotic way

:spinny_fox_plural: :spinny_fox_plural: :spinny_fox_plural: There is a countless number of Mimis and they are mostly interchangeable. Mimis are like drones but made for mischief and funni

Bonjour, nous sommes vendredi

Apparently I might have absolute pitch or at least I might be able to develop it :neofox_googly_shocked: At least a friend with absolute pitch thinks so, based on the fact that I can recall and sing songs at the correct pitch

@shebang@is-a.cat noooo schatzi is cute at least, I had two housemates who used it and it was sweet

tolerance, patience, wisdom is being able to let people be wrong on the internet

@SuperDicq@minidisc.tokyo yeah but I meant that butter also has brackets for fat amounts and if they're not respected it can't be called butter, and yet that hasn't been an issue for products being called butter

Pourquoi est-ce qu'ils peuvent pas écrire "margarine" sur l'emballage ? Est-ce quelqu'un sait ?

Best guess is that EU law says that they can call it "margarine" if it has 80-90% fat, "three-quarter-fat margarine" for 60-62% fat, and "half-fat margarine" for 39-41% fat, and this margarine is not in any of those ranges it's about 50%

Ah yes it's actually that, it does say "fat spreads" which is a regulated term specifically for margarine that isn't in any of those brackets

Butter is the same though, it can't be sold as butter if the fat isn't in specific brackets, and yet you do see products sold as "butter" but you pretty much never see "margarine"...

The corruption of linus

miya

Happy new day

@steph@fedi.steph.tools @SuperDicq@minidisc.tokyo Jokes on you I GOT THIS and I brought it ALL THE WAY TO FRANCE

I spit in the graves of my ancestors

CW: food

I wanna try to make vegan croissants at some point

What's that cool Ultrakill song that everyone likes

WHY IS EVERYONE IN VIENNA THIS MONTH