Notices by 502 Denise Unavailable (shebang@is-a.cat)

im sorry, , please forgive me i am an idiot,,, i need yuo,,,

please,,, give me a sign i can say something,

good night everyone i love you

@jessew i gotta get you into ritalin abuse this would be so fun

@jessew do you snort it

pakige (nuclear bomb

The more it is critical, the most you should push to prod tonight! Turn off your phone and go on a mini vacation afterwards, you deserve it!

RE: https://chaos.social/@literallyjuste/114674953239457282

sorry besties but all my bangers go on the french account for now 💔

Say hello to Butterfly, the newest independant browser meant to break away from the FAANGs— we regret to inform you Butterfly is run by Nazis

i now squeak! for no particular reason...

@jessew squeaks loudly

oh my god tom scott looks so happy

@jessew dropping everything to join the Californian Socialist Vanguard

@jessew (excitedly) they will never

@jessew they will never

@jessew who are you rooting for jesse 🫠

@jessew the military was already sent lmfao

Holy shit, I haven't been paying attention to California but holy motherfucker did Gavin Newsom really say "It’s time for all of us to stand up." ????????

Holy shit. they might actually leave the US. i cannot wait for the californian autonomous militia

@jessew A taboo you mustn't commit if you ever go to Japan is the ancestral sin of "satsujin". This act consists of murdering another person. Japanese society sees this as an unforgivable act and you may be sentenced to prison if deemed guilty of "satsujin".