Notices by {Shift, mie} 🔜 IKEA Glass Trip (shebang@is-a.cat), page 2

i love linus. did you know this?

@tasiaiso @sodiboo Hello, do not post your IBAN on the internet. Some people here have the tools to get your full name from it, and I'm pretty sure some French banks just straight up give you the recipient's name in the account statement

Forgetting due to poor memory and just trauma is wicked because I found poems I'd write during high school and now I have to show them to a future therapist because I'm pretty sure I'm a continuity of those

ok so sodiboo is now 18, which is a fact the entirety of my timeline has decided to rejoice in

@xyla Wouldn't this be, like, a chart of purchasing power throughout years, given how most gens of hardware are on the same time period more or less

@xyla Nevermind I greatly misunderstood the point of the chart

@xyla Wait, did I...? Chat am I stupid?

My ICE is taking the scenic route today

Should I crack open a Spezi :neodog_aww:

1 STUNDE VERSPÄTUNG WIE BITTE ??????

Alright. We'll see, I may have to go to Karlsruhe and catch another TGV. I have seven bottles of Spezi and 6 bottles of Monster. Fuck.

Today is getting much, much more difficult. Thankfully, I have a Deutschlandticket, but FUCK how am I gonna get to France now

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FFFFUCK 40 MINUTES DELAY, I WILL MISS THE FUCKING TGV

@jessew 🐀

wow... ich bin problematisch... einwegpfand in der restmüll...

my german is fragile but usable

@jessew hi being dead serious i am shebang

HEARTWARMING: This girl is inducing obsessive behaviour over another girl because her brain is programmed for toxic yuri

awruff!!!