Notices by {Shift, mie} 🔜 IKEA Glass Trip (shebang@is-a.cat)

@jessew can you get a realjob instead. please fill out an application immediately. employmentmaxxing.

@jessew THE CAKE IS A LIE

@jessew @EU_Commission SNITCH

@jessew I mean we're both adults so legally we can get married. Let's do that so that I can ask for citizenship. Do not show the immigration officer this toot

@jessew Can I marry you immediately

@jessew Favourite game or not?

Sodi's favourite video game is the same as mine. Sodi is now my new best friend

(jokingly. but i am now enthusiastic. i love portal 2. portal 2 is the best game ever.)

@jessew Is this a reaction to my tits

@jessew https://linus.ai

@jessew @linus penguin

@linus @jessew PGWI <GO>

it is borderline lore that each of us have an entity we are tremendously and stupidly obsessed over at any given time because of the sheer amount of seratonin they have given us

@jessew Exactly. looks like im in an anatomy class at that point

hot take: my fucking god do not take pictures of dicks from that close. the lewd picture is an artform and i am so disinterested in just the cock 😭😭😭

same goes for vaginas. ill be real, the whole artform is the body. i do not think of just the hole when pleasuring myself 😭😭😭

upclose picture of y,,our pit,,s however,,, x dkr rurio,,,eeb edjfufid dud,,,,udusnew,,zbveuzz,,dhrd r ,,,

@jessew very funny work. the onion, as always

@jessew OH GOD

@jessew tragic