Notices by Paul Gill Rider 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 (smilingheretic@mas.to)

Good news! I'm not incontinent. I just have bad aim.
#GettingOld #OldGit

6% That's how much my monthly retirement income has decreased since the tariffs. Living abroad, my income is affected by exchange rates and the US dollar has tanked against the British pound.
I know this is not a lot and so many people are far worse off, but, and pardon my language: Truck Fump.
#Tariffs #US #UK #ExchangeRate

I thought there was supposed to be a pot of gold!
#Rainbows https://kitty.town/@June/109436803150730840

@lowqualityfacts I've officiated at some of them. Being from #Minnesota I can verify the accuracy of this statement.

@FlashMobOfOne @morettiphd Ummmm. The Minnesota Lynx won the WNBA in 2011, 2013, 2015, & 2017. Or do only men teams count?

Hey parrot people in #Glasgow: do you or someone you know have some idea where I might find a bird sitter? I've a thirty year old #SenegalParrot in need of care from time to time. I haven't been able to find anyone.

Please boost for a wider audience! Thanks!

#ParrotsOfMastodon #Pets #PetSitters #Glasgow #Birb

@trumpet @pidgeon_pete Add me to the list of those who will leave. Sadly.

@froomkin Why do you keep posting their articles?

@RedForkian @thezenlady The baby Jesus was most certainly not a blond haired, blue eyed, white boy!

@BeenThere Respectfully disagree. Mastodon needs to be Mastodon. It is not a Twitter replacement. Which is why I left the bird and now am on the tusk.

@fu Amen!

There is absolutely nothing that says "I have no idea what Christmas is about" more than a McDonald's Christmas commercial.
#christmas #advertising #FastFood

@thomasfuchs @DavidB I'm not a member of the HOA. I just think it's nice to remember that some people can be triggered by certain kinds of posts and those with vision difficulties may not be able to appreciate images that are posted without #AltText.
But those who don't follow these courtesies should never be harangued or persecuted for it.

Yep! https://mastodon.social/@Ulrich_the_Elder/110458773200386336

@evan I don't drink soda at all.