Notices by Asta [AMP] (aud@fire.asta.lgbt)

@cwebber@social.coop fediverse is just Trans Girl House Trading Card Game Simulator

my favorite part about C++ is trying not to fall asleep between build commands

time for more coffee...

@fromjason@mastodon.social @grajohnt@chaos.social "tons of Klarna users" wait, you mean the people in debt to you? oh man

@dalias@hachyderm.io AHA

Yeah, me either. I was like... no thank you? That kinda sucks, though, if that was the case, because that actually makes it sound like it didn't suck? I just didn't trust it.

@dalias@hachyderm.io kind of surprised on this one; I feel like no one wanted it, but they kept pushing it. But now that Mozzy has explicitly become a surveillance advertising company they're getting rid of it...? what??

I guess because no one ever used it...

god I hate search/google/etc nowadays. They fuzz your fucking search query so hard it is beyond useless.

give. me. the. words. I. am. searching. for. you. FUCKS.

I don't get why the post office does this thing with my coffee lately where it bebops back and forth between delivering, processing, and arriving to various facilities for like a week

biiiiiitch where is my coffee come onnnnnn

just the lying! stop the cruel lying 😭 fucking dejoy.

(I know this is a very privileged thing I am complaining about)

I'm so tired. so few things bring me joy.

why has it been transferred around 4 zip codes (all in the city!)? why does it go in and out of so many different post offices and mail centers? it's literally from the same fucking city. at a minimum, now, 5 different zip codes, all within the city limits, will be involved before the coffee reaches my apartment. what is happening, the roaster is literally here in the city.

what is dejoy doing. stop it. fuck off.

okay, but something I ordered later, that had to ship from goddamn NEW YORK (I am currently on the west coast) just arrived and the coffee is still "processing"

what the hell is happening at the post office.

postmaster general more like suckfaster general

pro tip: unhappy with a service? Blame management/investors/the board. Even if you think the workers did a bad job, ask yourself: why are they doing a bad job? It's almost certainly because conditions are so hostile, overworked, and abusive that there is no other possibility.

You blame management and the fucks profiting off it (or who are looking to destroy it), you're gonna be correct most of the time anyway. They want the "big bucks"? They certainly don't get to pass the blame and failure onto their workers (which, they do, but we should stop letting them do it).

DeJoy is probably drinking it, laughing at me. He's probably making un-unionized workers at the delivery services he has investments in brew it for him, all while laughing at me and the concept of for-public services. fuck this guy.

@AnarchoNinaWrites@jorts.horse he definitely probably didn't explicitly tell the people working for him, "ingest more stormfront"

@AnarchoNinaWrites@jorts.horse "oh look, the propaganda machine doing the explicit propaganda everyone predicted it was capable of doing just so happens to spit out the racist conspiracy theories the owner of it believes. what a coincidence, oh man."

@qenya@unstable.systems @ireneista@adhd.irenes.space @whitequark@mastodon.social I can’t help but notice that “Elons Musk” has a Black avatar and

@jacklaridian@social.horrorhub.club might steal that name even though I already have one.

@jacklaridian@social.horrorhub.club I don't know how I missed that their name is literally "Ronin Hawk", but jesus christ that's badass. damn.