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   RamenCatholic 🐢 🌈 (ramencatholic@mindly.social)'s status on Thursday, 24-Jul-2025 08:43:20 JST RamenCatholic 🐢 🌈

   Once you fuckers give me ... I MEAN ... once you amazing, wonderful people donate a few million dollars I can get a cult compound going in the wilderness along the Canadian border for the Civil War 2: Electric Boogaloo (or, the Climate Wars. Whatever comes first, I guess).

   Requirements to live on the compound: at least one member of your household must also be a member of the #CultOfRamenCatholicism. Pets are considered members of your household for this purpose.

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     RamenCatholic 🐢 🌈 (ramencatholic@mindly.social)'s status on Thursday, 24-Jul-2025 08:46:20 JST RamenCatholic 🐢 🌈

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     • Asta [AMP]

     @aud ...I need to stop recruiting smart people...

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     Asta [AMP] (aud@fire.asta.lgbt)'s status on Thursday, 24-Jul-2025 08:46:21 JST Asta [AMP]

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     @RamenCatholic@mindly.social this sounds suspiciously like a ploy to steal our pets.

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     Bruh-soka Tano (karstan@urbanists.social)'s status on Thursday, 24-Jul-2025 09:36:31 JST Bruh-soka Tano

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     @RamenCatholic How about clergy from other faiths? Like, I know a guy who's an ordained Dudeist Priest in the Church of The Latter-Day Dude. How would these restrictions apply to him and his family? Photos of his family below (as bribes).

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     RamenCatholic 🐢 🌈 (ramencatholic@mindly.social)'s status on Thursday, 24-Jul-2025 09:37:42 JST RamenCatholic 🐢 🌈

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     • Bruh-soka Tano

     @Karstan at least one pet or person must convert, or they can adopt (physically or financially) a cat from our sanctuary.

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     Jason844 (jason844@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 24-Jul-2025 09:37:48 JST Jason844

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     @RamenCatholic Once established, we can fund things by smuggling US cigarettes (much lower taxes in US) and booze into Canada and Maple Syrup and toilet paper into the US.

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     RamenCatholic 🐢 🌈 (ramencatholic@mindly.social)'s status on Thursday, 24-Jul-2025 09:39:24 JST RamenCatholic 🐢 🌈

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     • Jason844

     @Jason844 I just want someone to bring me the good weed & research chems from Canada. I don't need to know anything else about the operation.

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     RamenCatholic 🐢 🌈 (ramencatholic@mindly.social)'s status on Thursday, 24-Jul-2025 09:47:59 JST RamenCatholic 🐢 🌈

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     Also all of the personal bathrooms in the main mansion's ... I MEAN the administrative building that I also live in ... apartments will have a fancy toilet with a bidet and seat warmer.

     Con a billionaire & let me help you redistribute the wealth! #CultOfRamenCatholicism

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     Ari "Two Naps" Jackson (arisummerland@beige.party)'s status on Thursday, 24-Jul-2025 09:53:37 JST Ari "Two Naps" Jackson

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     @RamenCatholic I'm ready. We just need investors with money!

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     RamenCatholic 🐢 🌈 (ramencatholic@mindly.social)'s status on Thursday, 24-Jul-2025 10:01:15 JST RamenCatholic 🐢 🌈

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     • Ari "Two Naps" Jackson

     @arisummerland I need to come up with some content, create a YouTube channel, make watching it a Sacrament, and get 1,000 people to subscribe, and then maybe we can get $50 a month?

     Oh shit, I can start a patreon and do a $1,000,000/month level to get Super Platinum Access to The Good Heaven (TM). Then we just need to find one billionaire to con ... I MEAN recruit into the cult.

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     Ari "Two Naps" Jackson (arisummerland@beige.party)'s status on Thursday, 24-Jul-2025 10:09:32 JST Ari "Two Naps" Jackson

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     @RamenCatholic

     This actually sounds do-able...

     I have watched so many programs about cults and how much money they make and how they suck people in... is that expertise?

     (Also how do we do this ethically/legally becomes my question I do not want to be reborn over and over again as a cockroach)

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     RamenCatholic 🐢 🌈 (ramencatholic@mindly.social)'s status on Thursday, 24-Jul-2025 10:12:29 JST RamenCatholic 🐢 🌈

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     • Ari "Two Naps" Jackson

     @arisummerland the karma thing? That's why we fleece the rich. We're not doing bad, we're acting as Agents of Karma.

     Ooooooh ... That's good ... Thank you for helping me come up with that one. Hashtag spamming this to find it quickly later #CultOfRamenCatholicism #AgentsOfKarma #AngelicTroublemakers

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     RamenCatholic 🐢 🌈 (ramencatholic@mindly.social)'s status on Thursday, 24-Jul-2025 11:23:33 JST RamenCatholic 🐢 🌈

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     • Medea Vanamonde🏳️‍⚧️ ♀

     @MishaVanMollusq I have no idea what a Yetzini is.

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     Medea Vanamonde🏳️‍⚧️ ♀ (mishavanmollusq@sfba.social)'s status on Thursday, 24-Jul-2025 11:23:34 JST Medea Vanamonde🏳️‍⚧️ ♀

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     @RamenCatholic you toot like a Yetzini.

     Would you say there is a “prob” with “Bob”?

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     RamenCatholic 🐢 🌈 (ramencatholic@mindly.social)'s status on Thursday, 24-Jul-2025 12:17:59 JST RamenCatholic 🐢 🌈

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     • timoth‽

     @Neat_hot eh, there may be some wibbly-wobbly, bordery-ordery ... stuff ... going on.

     We'll have a surveyor mark the border and then we'll put down rocks on the US-side. Since I'm an American, I'll have to get land in the US. A Canadian cultist can legally purchase the land on the other side.

     We'll totally stay on the appropriate side of the border according to our citizenship, pinkie-promise.

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     timoth‽ (neat_hot@beige.party)'s status on Thursday, 24-Jul-2025 12:18:00 JST timoth‽

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     @RamenCatholic
     Which side of the Canadian border‽ And how do you precisely locate the border in the wilderness?

     I'm worried the compound might err.