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    Jason844 (jason844@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 02-Oct-2025 05:21:03 JST Jason844 Jason844
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    • RamenCatholic 🐢 🌈

    @RamenCatholic 😻

    "What was in that nip?"

    In conversation about a month ago from mastodon.social permalink
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    Jason844 (jason844@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 14-Sep-2025 12:20:28 JST Jason844 Jason844

    ”I reject your reality and substitute my own."
    Adam Savage, Myth Busters

    #WorkorSchoolWittyRemarks
    #HashtagGames

    In conversation about 2 months ago from mastodon.social permalink
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    Jason844 (jason844@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 11-Sep-2025 05:06:34 JST Jason844 Jason844

    Welcome to you medical insurance internet patient portal.

    Abandon all hope ye who enter.


    #MedicalSlogansOrMottos
    #HashtagGames

    In conversation about 2 months ago from mastodon.social permalink
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    Jason844 (jason844@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 07-Sep-2025 10:23:12 JST Jason844 Jason844

    Buy one MAGA politician, get one free.

    Must be a billionaire or a large corporation to qualify.

    #BuyOneGetOneFree
    #HashTagGames

    In conversation about 2 months ago from mastodon.social permalink
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    Jason844 (jason844@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 04-Sep-2025 03:02:32 JST Jason844 Jason844
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    • RamenCatholic 🐢 🌈

    @RamenCatholic

    So...

    🤔 That means Godzilla would be Cthulhu's cat?

    In conversation about 2 months ago from mastodon.social permalink
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    Jason844 (jason844@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Sep-2025 04:32:39 JST Jason844 Jason844
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    • RamenCatholic 🐢 🌈

    @RamenCatholic Just give the word! I've got a bunch of hexes ready to be cast!

    In conversation about 2 months ago from mastodon.social permalink

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    Jason844 (jason844@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 24-Aug-2025 06:25:08 JST Jason844 Jason844
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    • RamenCatholic 🐢 🌈

    @RamenCatholic When you obtain your god-like powers, let me know. I've got a long list of people who need a good smiting...

    In conversation about 3 months ago from mastodon.social permalink
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    Jason844 (jason844@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 16-Aug-2025 12:51:05 JST Jason844 Jason844
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    @RamenCatholic

    🫢 Those suckers are about twice the tax value of my house...

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    Jason844 (jason844@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 15-Aug-2025 10:52:45 JST Jason844 Jason844

    Since Disney now owns the Alien franchise, is the Alien Queen considered to be a Disney Princess?

    #DebateAMovieExtraneously
    #HashTagGames

    In conversation about 3 months ago from mastodon.social permalink
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    Jason844 (jason844@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 07-Aug-2025 10:33:58 JST Jason844 Jason844

    The line I find most annoying is "I'm not drink, I'm drinking spirts, I'm spiritual." They get bounced every single time.

    #BartenderTales
    #HashtagGames

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    Jason844 (jason844@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 07-Aug-2025 04:42:04 JST Jason844 Jason844
    • RamenCatholic 🐢 🌈

    @RamenCatholic

    Yes, I have faith in "The Stupidity of Humanity."

    And in cats. :blobcat:

    In conversation about 3 months ago from mastodon.social permalink
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    Jason844 (jason844@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 07-Aug-2025 04:40:15 JST Jason844 Jason844
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    • RamenCatholic 🐢 🌈

    @RamenCatholic I know how to fish. 🎣

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    Jason844 (jason844@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 02-Aug-2025 10:07:59 JST Jason844 Jason844

    Whisky Ship Down

    #TemptingLiterature
    #HashTagGames

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    Jason844 (jason844@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 01-Aug-2025 11:34:11 JST Jason844 Jason844

    Your local City Council - Our job is to support the local real estate industry. Not the citizens/taxpayers.

    #TruthfulAdvertising
    #HashTagGames

    In conversation about 3 months ago from mastodon.social permalink
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    Jason844 (jason844@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 01-Aug-2025 10:48:44 JST Jason844 Jason844

    IHOP - If we are closed you should have already evacuated the area.

    #TruthfulAdvertising
    #HashTagGames

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    Jason844 (jason844@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 01-Aug-2025 10:21:54 JST Jason844 Jason844

    Hobby Lobby. 100% Christian. And we have the stolen biblical artifacts to prove it!

    #TruthfulAdvertising
    #HashTagGames

    In conversation about 3 months ago from mastodon.social permalink
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    Jason844 (jason844@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 01-Aug-2025 10:18:27 JST Jason844 Jason844

    Welcome to the Minneapolis-St Paul Airport (MSP). If you didn't allow 1 1/2 hours for your connection, you're screwed.

    #TruthfulAdvertising
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    Jason844 (jason844@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 01-Aug-2025 10:17:56 JST Jason844 Jason844

    Taco Bell! Notice we never say it's Mexican food!

    #TruthfulAdvertising
    #HashTagGames

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    Jason844 (jason844@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 28-Jul-2025 09:40:30 JST Jason844 Jason844
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    • RamenCatholic 🐢 🌈

    @RamenCatholic It'sSatanic 👹 Polyamory! 🤣 🤣 🤣

    Never got into DnD. A friend in high school (circa 1980) tired to recruit me into his DnD group.

    I keep suggesting characters based on Star Trek (now called TOS) Landing Parties (phasers, tricorders, etc) since 'Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." 😁

    In conversation about 3 months ago from mastodon.social permalink
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    Jason844 (jason844@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 26-Jul-2025 10:52:23 JST Jason844 Jason844

    M*A*S*H*E*D*P*O*T*A*T*O*E*S

    #CulinaryMovies
    #HashTagGames

    In conversation about 3 months ago from mastodon.social permalink
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