Notices by madison (madison@nicecrew.digital), page 2
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Daughter drew "Halo capture the flag"
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My brother had a zune, I thought it was really cool.
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ITS CALLED A CERVIX. You wouldn't understand
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Actually... I have a story...
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When my son was born they removed a cyst from one of my ovaries. It was a teratoma and those are commonly filled with hair or teeth. Mine had hair. Disgusting but I'd say better than teeth.
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I did an interview talking about the birth with my local childbirth nonprofit 🤷🏻♀️ I'm not embarrassed.
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My husband has been on here for years I don't want to know the shit has has said before I got online
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What type of retard would post this online
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Storytime!
I saw Dan and Graf talking the other night about 90s music and it reminded me of the time I found a Korn CD in the desert. I had snuck out one evening to go light things on fire and someone must have seen me from the road and called the cops. Rookie mistake. Anyways a cop showed up and luckily it was twilight and the desert offered plenty of coverage. While I was laying on the ground hiding I saw a burned CD with "KORN" written in sharpie. I grabbed it and thought "omg is this PORN?!" and brought it home. I debated popping it into my Xbox and turns out it was just a metal band.
The end.
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I thought those were juggalo pants!
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My uncle married a woman from a juggalo family. I love my aunt but her family is weird! I'd always get scared at my cousins birthdays because her brothers and shit would show up with their freak clothes and axe man tattoos.
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My aunt's mom was like 500lbs and so sweet, she hid her ICP side well! I overheard her talking to her sons though and I was like "damn that's not a Mimi that's a Juggalette"
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This is my nicest eclair! Half of them went a little flat when they came out of the oven. The recipe said to cook for 25 minutes, then open and stab a toothpick into one end of each eclair and bake for another 10 minutes. When you take it out you're supposed to prick the other side. Maybe I didn't prick it deep enough?
I tried my best to fill the inside with the cream to compensate for the deflation. Even "flat" it still tastes delicious. This was challenging! @WilhelmIII
Now to clean my kitchen..
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Damn you pineapple!!
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Tyler is allergic to pineapple big time. 😭
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They say eating a pineapple will help soften the cervix and put you into labor. I tried it with my first since I was almost 42 weeks and it didn't do jack 🍍
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It's just an anecdotal thing. Just like eating dates and shoving evening primrose oil pills up your hoohah.
Baby will come when they're ready.. labor actually starts when the lungs signal they are developed enough and the body starts releasing a hormone to start labor.
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HOW ELSE ARE YOU GONG TO SOFTEN YOUR CERVIX? The pills dissolve.
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Good boy Big Lyle is in search of a woman to call his own. Tall or short queens welcome. Also swoll.
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:02_smug:
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