Notices by HAMMER SMASHED FILESYSTEM 🇺🇦 (lkundrak@metalhead.club)

@marquisdegeek what, polite e-mails didn't work?

dm me if you need a shady eastern european to meet them in the parking lot

jia tan appointed new intel ceo

really trying to increase productivity

@monsieuricon @LWN @corbet are you implying that there are models that are busy being trained to call someone a fuckface over misunderstanding of some obscure arm coprocessor register or respond with viro insults to the most unsuspecting victims?

good news for windows 10 users: after 2025/10/14 the performance of your systems will no longer be randomly ruined by windows update.

only by windows defender

@pony no 'sl'?
outrageous!!

@piggo yes, nothing more satisfying than getting rid of SUVs!!

The theme for @Kitty's #TuneTuesday today is #CanisLupus

Of Wolf an Fear, from probably the best black metal album out there: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhDMDV6kO-4&list=PLiN-7mukU_REunOByxMgxmVKNfUsagV3q

#Ulver 🇳🇴

oh, le pen le died
good <3

@libreoffice have they finally managed to build it?

Fedi:
"I'll follow this biologist, that lawyer and the psychiatrist over there, to widen my perspective a bit"

biologist: *i wrote this plugin in python for my blogging engine*
lawyer: *look at this nifty shell script i wrote*
psychiatrist: *i use arch btw*

@bagder 100% could've been avoided had you not been using any language!

the urinal putin turned out okay

@oleksandr @pony @jwildeboer *shriek*

@kravietz "Memes for distribution in Ukrainian publics" hope these are good because in my experience these people have a fairly peculiar taste when it comes to memes and shitposts in general

#MittwochMetalMix 104 views?? deserves more! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJIihWd9x-M

sax kicks in: 😮
black metal kicks in: 🧠🪓😮
totally mental. name checks out.

did you know: my operating systems shelf has a position reserved for my favourite influencer's book

edit: hope it's not longer than approximately 981.3 pages (8 pints)

@jann @ljs i can do a perfectly reasonable allocator with brk(2) alone

now deallocator is a different question
🧠🪓🐟

i think @neil's toot reminded me how much i love going to FOSDEM and figuring out which ones of you punks are the kind with colored hair and piercings, and which ones are the sort that has a lunch that mama prepared in a backpack on their back!

@ljs @pony i empathize with him. my job title used to be "svn broken mergedata repair monkey"

a friend of mine worked at a game studio, where they actually had a dedicated merge engineer