Notices by HAMMER SMASHED FILESYSTEM 🇺🇦 (lkundrak@metalhead.club)

@kravietz "Memes for distribution in Ukrainian publics" hope these are good because in my experience these people have a fairly peculiar taste when it comes to memes and shitposts in general

#MittwochMetalMix 104 views?? deserves more! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJIihWd9x-M

sax kicks in: 😮
black metal kicks in: 🧠🪓😮
totally mental. name checks out.

did you know: my operating systems shelf has a position reserved for my favourite influencer's book

edit: hope it's not longer than approximately 981.3 pages (8 pints)

@jann @ljs i can do a perfectly reasonable allocator with brk(2) alone

now deallocator is a different question
🧠🪓🐟

i think @neil's toot reminded me how much i love going to FOSDEM and figuring out which ones of you punks are the kind with colored hair and piercings, and which ones are the sort that has a lunch that mama prepared in a backpack on their back!

@ljs @pony i empathize with him. my job title used to be "svn broken mergedata repair monkey"

a friend of mine worked at a game studio, where they actually had a dedicated merge engineer

@ljs @oleksandr @pony @lanodan migrated away from a washing machine. i'm one with the nature

@oleksandr @pony @lanodan do those machines open their door without GPS, wifi, bluetooth and a round trip through a server in china?

@oleksandr @pony @lanodan "but madam, the phone is *in* the pacakge" -- @ljs

@lanodan @oleksandr @pony are you stupid? it doesn't crash on this other person's phone. -- the support lady, probably

@pony @oleksandr @lanodan i had a package delivered to a paczkomat once. required me to install their program, turn on bluetooth and wifi. had to call support and they seemed to have hired čp employees:
1.) my phone doesn't have a wifi, could you unlock the box for me?
2.) have you checked the manual on how do you install an app?
3.) madam my phone doesn't have a wifi and probably can't run your program
4.) do you perhaps have a friend who knows how to operate a phone?
5.) madam the app doesn't run on my phone and i don't want to run your program on my phone
6.) can you just go to the app store...

@oleksandr btw my experience with postal service massively improved by just having everything sent to the office. the postmen generally know where the office is, usually have more stuff to deliver and don't just "lose" packages magically.

even on my paternity leave i found it much more convenient to just pop in the office and pick the packages on my own schedule, without anybody yelling at me that it took too long for me to put my pants on and run down the stairs. especially since the lockers were introduced.

i am absolutely not fan of employee "benefits" beyond getting paid and having an access to a coffee machine, but this one has been a lifechanger

yes you can replace it with truth social sir

@ffmancera you're giving these folks a hard time

we've added woke-on-lan

haha where is your atheist god now 🇨🇿

@piggo it's just a regular plushie, isn't it?
with the same synthetic whatever bullshit wool that does dry in a day or two

@piggo i don't think the sort of punks and hippies who buy blahaj wash things

@ljs @kernellogger ah, club mate, the disgusting thing you end up with when all the beer and discount energy drinks are gone from the hackerspace bar

it'd lock up whoever came up with an idea of adding sugar to mate in the tower under @oleksandr's desk

@kaia beautiful

somewhat reminiscent of the solder practice kits the chinese sell