Notices by djsumdog (djsumdog@djsumdog.com), page 6
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djsumdog (djsumdog@djsumdog.com)'s status on Wednesday, 14-May-2025 12:58:28 JST djsumdog
So .. both suicide and mariticide? -
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djsumdog (djsumdog@djsumdog.com)'s status on Wednesday, 14-May-2025 12:56:21 JST djsumdog
I had a friend in university who picked up the phone and it was his roommate's girlfriend (back before cellphones when we had landlines). He said his roommate wasn't there, but they talked for a bit anyway and she asked him, "Would you piss on your girlfriend in the shower if she asked you to?"
He responded in the only way he knew how: "Only if I really loved her." -
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djsumdog (djsumdog@djsumdog.com)'s status on Wednesday, 14-May-2025 12:51:09 JST djsumdog
Isn't my screenshot :blobcatshrug: -
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djsumdog (djsumdog@djsumdog.com)'s status on Wednesday, 14-May-2025 12:04:11 JST djsumdog
Why are they all wearing face diapers? Are they afraid the Nazi will infect them? -
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djsumdog (djsumdog@djsumdog.com)'s status on Wednesday, 14-May-2025 12:02:46 JST djsumdog
Isn't AI wonderful? -
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djsumdog (djsumdog@djsumdog.com)'s status on Wednesday, 14-May-2025 11:29:16 JST djsumdog
Japan needs more kids anyway -
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djsumdog (djsumdog@djsumdog.com)'s status on Wednesday, 14-May-2025 11:28:06 JST djsumdog
looks cute .. and poisonous 🐸 -
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djsumdog (djsumdog@djsumdog.com)'s status on Wednesday, 14-May-2025 11:26:35 JST djsumdog
ah yes, the Miku Zootopia crossover -
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djsumdog (djsumdog@djsumdog.com)'s status on Wednesday, 14-May-2025 11:25:27 JST djsumdog
so much to unpack -
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djsumdog (djsumdog@djsumdog.com)'s status on Wednesday, 14-May-2025 10:29:51 JST djsumdog
Burnaiting the country side. Burnating the peasants! -
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djsumdog (djsumdog@djsumdog.com)'s status on Wednesday, 14-May-2025 10:23:51 JST djsumdog
🤣 it's a "tower defense" game -
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djsumdog (djsumdog@djsumdog.com)'s status on Wednesday, 14-May-2025 10:17:52 JST djsumdog
I think "major" would be like that time Ashville lost city water for two weeks (and that was before the Hurricane) -
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djsumdog (djsumdog@djsumdog.com)'s status on Wednesday, 14-May-2025 10:14:51 JST djsumdog
Nah, you'd need that San Fransisco ports-backed-up situation from a few years ago, or the Baltimore Bridge collapse .. or the panel that fell from the Big Dig tunnel ... no one cares about AmTrak. -
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djsumdog (djsumdog@djsumdog.com)'s status on Wednesday, 14-May-2025 10:05:01 JST djsumdog
You get a bad Pope and .. meh. You get a bad software engineer and everyone's gotta deal with their bullshit until management finally fires them or promotes them to management. -
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djsumdog (djsumdog@djsumdog.com)'s status on Wednesday, 14-May-2025 09:54:41 JST djsumdog
Australia bee keepers had the government come and burn out hundreds of hives over fears of mites -
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djsumdog (djsumdog@djsumdog.com)'s status on Wednesday, 14-May-2025 09:53:20 JST djsumdog
the noble gasslight -
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djsumdog (djsumdog@djsumdog.com)'s status on Wednesday, 14-May-2025 09:51:08 JST djsumdog
IRL trolling has gotten a lot better since I was in high school.
In econ class we had to do a product information pamphlet. I did mine on Mako energy and got a B- because the teacher was expecting "a real product" that "actually existed" 🙄 -
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djsumdog (djsumdog@djsumdog.com)'s status on Wednesday, 14-May-2025 09:38:15 JST djsumdog
that's a lot-o cat-os -
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djsumdog (djsumdog@djsumdog.com)'s status on Wednesday, 14-May-2025 09:31:29 JST djsumdog
Does your bank print out TANs and mail them to you or expect you to use a website or app? I so rarely use my ATM card that last time I withdrew money, my bank flagged my card for fraud. 😡 -
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djsumdog (djsumdog@djsumdog.com)'s status on Wednesday, 14-May-2025 09:28:03 JST djsumdog
I don't own any socks