Notices by Mr. Big John :vepi: (johnhattan@dobbs.town)

@Unabart just looking at that picture makes my gallbladder ache.

First trivia of 2025. If "Bob" doesn't give me first place, Imma find a new fakey religion.

In case you're not paying attention, be advised that the world's gonna be destroyed by alien monsters two weeks from tomorrow.

You are powerless to stop it.

You can, however, escape it in YOUR OWN CUSTOM FLYING SAUCER.

YOUR SALVATION IS GUARANTEED!

https://www.subgenius.com/scatalog/membership.htm

@badastro It works because quantums. Next question?

I have officially started the Derby Beer-amid. It is small now, but it will soon be mighty.

@ZachWeinersmith I think I'm the only person to ever karaoke this song.

The KJ was a big Queen nerd, so he sang the chorus.

"With randomly-assigned power comes randomly-ignored responsibility." - - J. R. "Bob" Dobbs :jrbd:

@onan I know that "Bob" is real because I have evidence that he is fake!

Did Xenu really exist 75 million years ago?

I can't prove he didn't.

Was Mithras of Persia created when lightning struck a rock?

I can't prove he wasn't.

Is "Bob" a piece of PD clipart that a bunch of nerds pretend is a deity?

YES! I KNOW THIS WITH ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY!

To misquote Mark Twain, faith is believing what you know ain't so. And I know "Bob" ain't so. And that's why I have perfect faith.

The Baby Giraffe is moving to Austin. Left this morning with all her possessions in the car.