Notices by Mr. Big John :vepi: (johnhattan@dobbs.town)

Soggy X day. Might have to supplant the annual "Bob" burning for a drowning.

@technolyze @pwm @f0x @mpg @dsm @p @vriska @georgia @graf@poa.st @mint I am gay for "Bob" :jrbd:

@Unabart @mazigazi similar thing happened with that Heavy Metal movie. The music contracts didn't mention home video because it wasn't a thing yet.

So for decades you had to tape it off HBO because Blockbuster didn't have it.

@mazigazi @Unabart just checked. It's free-with-ads on Tubi.

@Unabart @mazigazi give "Bob" a dollar. He sent the VHS Tracking Control into The Endless Void.

@roadriverrail you ref roller derby? So does my wife, Sybil Disobedience.

Haven't seen the esteemed rev Rudy Schwartz around in a while, so on his behalf I'll wish everyone a happy 109th birthday to Saint Ernest Borgnine. Enjoy your Saucer, Ernie!

My 83 year-old mom just watched "The Princess Bride" for the first time.

She finally understands why "Inconceivable!" is funny.

@RevXenoFact watched Wife referee roller derby.

One running joke we have is that you can buy shout-outs to your favorite skater, but Wife is always so focused that she never hears them. So I can say whatever I want...

I do wish the Dead Milkmen could muster up more than one song every few years. Still, I am amused

In saucer-related news, happy 100th birthday to June Lockhart.

Yep, she's still around.

@eris I like you. You're cute and fluffy. I'd let you date my daughter, but I think she's looking for a bit less of a fatuous lackwit than that which has been presented.

(no offense indended on my part, and none comprehended on your part)

Anyway, just quit putting politics tags on posts about pudding and I won't have to report you to the admins of Bartertown. Okay?
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Also, Cuban left after my kid sang. I was gonna start screaming GET THAT RICH ASSHOLE BACK HERE AND MAKE HIM LISTEN TO MY SONG when I got on stage, but I suspected he was already gone.

Also, that beer I'm holding? I had to pay for it myself!

I got a billionaire in the room and I gotta buy my own beer?

Mark Cuban underestimates the cost of having a powerful enemy on a huge social network like Dobbstown.

@jae Xingco computers are the best. They contain so much more lead than other laptops.

@phnt @pwm @jae @adiz @prettygood nice racks.

My wife cosplaying as an extra from Rock-n-Roll High School.

@jellyfoot please tell me this is real and it's been scanned somewhere.

@reverendstanley COWARD! Look upon my Nintendo EverythingBoy's collection of CDI titles and despair!

@Unabart just looking at that picture makes my gallbladder ache.

First trivia of 2025. If "Bob" doesn't give me first place, Imma find a new fakey religion.