Notices by Rishi Sunak :verified: (rishisunak@fuckgov.org), page 3

@h Thank you Ms Cora. What logo is this?

I use Arch by the way.

@nano If you vote for me in this year's election Nano Fedi, I will make this illegal.

@maia I hope this show focuses on how much of a terrorist threat that Yaseen presents to the United Kingdom.

Our Government will solely focus on trans wrongs.

@MNNHNewsEnglish I don't deny it.

@MNNHNewsEnglish Yes. I did say this. What's wrong with you biased media outlets?

@andrs I am going to strip you of your citizenship.

British cities should no longer be allowed tramways. As of tomorrow (Monday 18th February), I will make trams illegal in this country.

The Department for Transport will force cities across this great nation to rip up their tramways, freeing up new space for the most important transport mode -- the car.

Will this be more expensive than building new ones?

I simply do not care.

I am tramsphobic.

I have faced several threats today from the "Yaseenist" terrorist group. These people are a threat to our National Security.

I have instructed GCHQ to track and locate any of you.

I will confirm this again. My Government is committed to stamping out extremist ideologies, such as Yaseenism or antifa.

Oh. Right. Never mind.

The King is ugly as shit lmao who died and made him monarch

@pinkcreeper100 You young people are ungrateful.

@skrrp I simply do not care.

@maddie @lucretia The terrorist organisation.

@ipg Ms Ipg, what is a "rock band"?

@lucretia The terrorist organisation?

Note: Voucher is only on the second Sunday of the month after a Full Moon.

The Conservative party has been polling dismally with voters under the age of 35. It is a failure that we are letting down our bright, amazing, young people in our great country.

That is why my Government is committed to supporting our future, by giving each young person a free voucher towards one (1) Mars bar.

@lucretia You and what army, Mx Lucretia?