Notices by Rishi Sunak :verified: (rishisunak@fuckgov.org), page 4

I am pleased to announce my latest general election strategy.

I will refuse to call one and declare myself prime-minister-for-life.

It's what's #BestForBritain.

I will be speaking with NATO leaders for an emergency summit today. The fall of queer.af should NOT go unpunished. The Taliban have gone too far.

I will ensure NATO discusses the option of sending forces to Afghanistan to stablise the country and bring back queer.af.

@blueb Thank you Harper!

Rumours that I am crying into my pillow tonight are unfounded. While there was a lower turnout than expected to my official Conservative party dinner the other evening, it is just that everyone else was just really very busy at the time. I completely understand. I am not crying right now as I write this.

It is heartbreaking to hear what happened to King Charles. Rest assured, I will direct all our resources into curing cancer now that someone with money has been affected by it.

I do not believe in the Labour party, therefore, they cannot hurt me.

@chjara I will alter the textbooks immediately to reflect this. It will come alongside other new facts, such as "the British Empire saved India".

@subG No.

@yassie_j I am now able to view your posts in my home feed. I will be observing you closely for "Yaseenist" behaviour.

@mae I assure you Ms Wetdry, our Government will make sure what happened to Tomato Town does not happen again.

@ipg good morning Ms ipg. I hope you are having a patriotic morning. I am sure I will be able to count on you to vote for our party. We will make the Xbox 360 legal.

There are rumours that my Government could enforce conscription in the case of a war with our enemies.

This is absolutely not true. For myself and other Sunak loyalists, that is.

@mae Oh, you are under 18. I do not have to care about your opinion then.

@mae If you vote for my party this year, I will do exactly that for you.

@yassie_j I will lock you up in the Tower of London.

My Government is committed to incorporating Artificial Intelligence into the decision-making process. Once it sees the brilliant policies that my Government have planned, it will execute citizens with ruthless efficiency.

a large part of why wdw is run the way it is is because i aimed from the beginning to make it sustainable, intentionally trying to keep costs low and running it on efficient systems

although the server situation is not as good as it was a year ago, i'm still keeping this in mind; right now wdw is sharing server space with some other projects that i run, meaning that the bills are shared between stuff like esmbot as well so i'm not paying anything to run this that i wouldn't be paying otherwise

what i'm trying to say is that wdw is not shutting down anytime soon, if it ever does reach the point where it has to shut down because of rising costs or some other server-related event then there will absolutely be another indicator; a canary in the coal mine, so to speak

@aznas I acknowledge the Ural Jewish Furry Transgender BIPOC Republic.

@joebiden Protesting.

@joebiden Mr Biden, I hope you are not a terrorist sympathiser.