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BREAKING: Misskey announces elbows and paws to be banned. Click here for more.

ENTERTAINMENT: Vriska voted "best touhou girl" in online poll, sparking allegations of vote rigging

BREAKING: Polish government threatens to add more digraphs to language in offensive against "anglo menace". Click here.

BREAKING: Research suggests a significant number of so-called "pro-life" politicians have died

BREAKING: Could chatcontrol be introduced? Our Europe correspondent informs us that "chat" is French for cat. The implications of this policy are unclear. Click here.

BREAKING: What is "war hound" and why is it giving puppy girls a terrifying new energy? Click here.

BREAKING: IAEA warns that Hitler particle count in UK is "critical"

BREAKING: The hot new trend among teens on social media? Posting information suspected to be wrong in order to elicit corrections from real humans. Click here.

BREAKING: CVEs in your software? Simply say "no". So-called white-hats can't declare your software vulnerable without your consent. Find our more in our legal column, click here.

BREAKING: What is International Vore Day, and should you be concerned? Click here.

LIFESTYLE: Why do hackers yearn for electrical fires? Click here to find out more from our reporter on the ground.

TECHNOLOGY: Vibe-coding is a hit, but how can a vibrator help your code quality? Click here.

BREAKING: Research suggests 40% of young people in UK would "enthusiastically" support a nuclear disaster, scientists suggest that this rise in popularity may be due to games such as STALKER. Click here.

@aka_quant_noir Hi Extinction Studies, that's correct. ^KM

@aka_quant_noir Hi Extinction the Sixth, we're sorry to hear that you're having trouble clicking on the link. Have you tried restarting your computer? Thanks, ^KM

FACT CHECK: The "G" in gRPC does not stand for "good". Click here.

LIFESTYLE: We wouldn't have pride without brands, so why do young LGBTQ people hate them so much? Click here.

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BREAKING: Users across Mastodon network post copyright disclaimers saying Mastodon.com does not have permission to distribute their posts via "federation"

BREAKING: Meet the religious cult which worships the programming language lisp. Click here.