Notices by MNNH News English :verified: (mnnhnewsenglish@brands.town)

BREAKING: The American economy dies, Xi Jinping laughs. Click here.

BREAKING: Is femboy phishing on the rise? A new survey suggests cybercriminals increasingly wear thigh-high socks

EDITORIAL: Yet another mass murderer expects us – and you – to read yet another "manifesto". Click here to read Jules Verne's classic, Journey to the Centre of the Earth.

UNDERCOVER: Meet Sanyok, the respected fediverse personality who secretly hates the environment.

REVIEW: Homestuck is one of the most influential manga series ever produced, but there's more than meets the eye. Click here for the full review.

BREAKING: Trump announces intention to repeal Biden's "Dipshit Reduction Act", a law which banned podcasts

BREAKING: Bernie can still win, here's how

BREAKING: Dutch shareware conference FOSDEM embroiled in controversy after it emerges that French people will be permitted to attend

BREAKING: Facebook clarifies in moderation statement that it holds no official position on whether women are people.

BREAKING: Innovations in federation make it possible to be following, followed by, and blocked by the same account at the same time, simultaneously

BREAKING: Mastodon CEO steps down; John Mastodon to be replaced by longtime contributor Eugen Rochko

BREAKING: Fediverse developers band together to release joint statement asking people to stop replying to posts, as popular opposition grows regarding "threads"

BREAKING: Kier Starmer unveils new plan to turn UK into "Runescape superpower", sparking widespread confusion

OPINION: You’re violating the license on my posts by reposting derivatives. – Barry Horsforth

BREAKING: ProtonMail becomes ProtonFail, as outage sees amateur drug dealers turning to Runescape for deals.

SOCIAL: Cat ears in Misskey, fox ears in Pleroma, but no ears at all in Mastodon? Just ear us out, Gargron! Click here

BREAKING: Misskey admin admits to force-enabling cat ears for certain users as a form of punishment for violating community rules. Click here for the full story

BREAKING: Is NATO up to the task of resisting US aggression? Click here.

BREAKING: Road to hell paved with asphalt, no sidewalk provided. Click here for more.

TECHNOLOGY: Microsoft declares 2025 "Year of Windows 11"