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BREAKING: Users across Mastodon network post copyright disclaimers saying Mastodon.com does not have permission to distribute their posts via "federation"

BREAKING: Meet the religious cult which worships the programming language lisp. Click here.

BREAKING: Chorus of voices demand unsuspecting victims "join mumble". For more on this disturbing story, click here.

BREAKING: MNNH can reveal that US defense secretary Hegseth may have shared war plans with Nicole, known to many as "the Fediverse chick". Click here for our exclusive investigation.

BREAKING: MNNH editors crucified on Good Friday; rise again after 3 days. Click here to see how they did it

BREAKING: US supreme court rules food courts "without jurisdiction"

TECHNOLOGY: Yet another federation breakdown, as "Sun" remains "Shrek", a German word. Click here.

PARENTING: Is your child interested in cong langs? Do they know what "lojban" is? Do they say "mu"? Click here for more on this disturbing trend.

BREAKING: Fee Software Foundation announces new Adobe partnership. Click here.

BREAKING: Rule of law for "nerds", supreme court finds in landmark ruling. Click here.

TECHNOLOGY: Windows 95 was released 30 years ago; in an exclusive interview with MNNH, Bill Gates says anyone who remembers this is "old". Click here for our full story.

BREAKING: Cheering crowds outside US embassies applaud Trump decision to cut US off from global internet

BREAKING: Department of Homeland Security vows to win war on tourists and other trespassers, as record numbers of backpackers, sightseers, and other suspects are detained.

BREAKING: FDA to approve bloodletting and phlogiston in RFK shakeup. Click here.

BREAKING: Could the Fediverse Chick soon be joined by the Fediverse Dude? We catch up with federated correspondent Vriska Serket, click here.

EXPOSED: Journalist stays up all night reading forcefem smut, click here for full text.

GAMING: Twenty minutes until Doom, experts agree

BREAKING: What is queefing? More and more people are doing it, but many are confused and dismayed. Click here.

BREAKING: What's a ****post? Are people really posting photos of their toilets after smashing a brown one out? Click here

BREAKING: Meet the British "sovereign citizens" who insist that it's German – not British – law which applies to them. Click here.