Notices by MNNH News English :verified: (mnnhnewsenglish@brands.town), page 2

BREAKING: Meet the monarchist teens who say that King Charles is goat. Click here.

BREAKING: Meet Nicole, the "fediverse chick" from Toronto who just won't stop DMing people

BREAKING: National Institute of Shitposters on your Timeline (NIST) declares start of Dangerous Shitpost Time (DST). For your safety, it is advised to advance your system by one headmate

ENTERTAINMENT: Will Shrek 5 feature Marvel's critically acclaimed "Avengers"? Eagle-eyed fans point to trailer clues, click here.

BREAKING: Simon Whistler has created five more Youtube channels, says there will be "no escape"

ENTERTAINMENT: Vriska expresses her love of spiders in tell-all interview, click here.

BREAKING: How long is "never"? It could be as soon as April, say some sources

TECHNOLOGY: Mozilla clarifies in ToS battle that souls of users will only be subject to random search for those using Firefox online, and says that offline users will continue to enjoy privacy.

BREAKING: US federal budget could be halved by ditching Oracle licensed software, a new study suggests

BREAKING: Greater Manchester Police say they've arrested the Lorax on suspicion of preparing an act of terrorism and various firearms offences. Click here.

BREAKING: In response to FEDIWG and their "living standard" fork of ActivityPub, Pleroma announces their own fork, Pleroma ActivityPub. More to come after release #plap

OPINION: "Why should ActivityPub be a living standard? We prefer it to be a dead standard", say fediverse devs. Click here for more

BREAKING: Prominent fediverse implementors to create FEDIWG, fork ActivityPub and turn it into a "living standard"

BREAKING: Farage denies "lapdog" allegations, saying he always fancied himself more as a husky

BREAKING: Germany announces English language to be criminalised to protect children

BREAKING: Foxes are cute and fluffy, but are they also friend-shaped? Scientists say "yes", click here.

BREAKING: MNNH has today strongly denied rumours that third parties are influencing coverage, but confirmed that leaked screenshots are authentic

BREAKING: New hope for Haskell as a programming language with practical applications, a MNNH colleague tells us he's used Pandoc "at least once"

SOCIAL: Meet "Dark Fedi", the side of the Mastodon federated universe that's all-in on Joe "Dark Brandon" Biden

MARKETS: A survey of dragons suggests reluctance to embrace securities; precious metal investments are still highly valued. Click here.