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BREAKING: Rule of law for "nerds", supreme court finds in landmark ruling. Click here.

TECHNOLOGY: Windows 95 was released 30 years ago; in an exclusive interview with MNNH, Bill Gates says anyone who remembers this is "old". Click here for our full story.

BREAKING: Cheering crowds outside US embassies applaud Trump decision to cut US off from global internet

BREAKING: Department of Homeland Security vows to win war on tourists and other trespassers, as record numbers of backpackers, sightseers, and other suspects are detained.

BREAKING: FDA to approve bloodletting and phlogiston in RFK shakeup. Click here.

BREAKING: Could the Fediverse Chick soon be joined by the Fediverse Dude? We catch up with federated correspondent Vriska Serket, click here.

EXPOSED: Journalist stays up all night reading forcefem smut, click here for full text.

GAMING: Twenty minutes until Doom, experts agree

BREAKING: What is queefing? More and more people are doing it, but many are confused and dismayed. Click here.

BREAKING: What's a ****post? Are people really posting photos of their toilets after smashing a brown one out? Click here

BREAKING: Meet the British "sovereign citizens" who insist that it's German – not British – law which applies to them. Click here.

BREAKING: Meet the monarchist teens who say that King Charles is goat. Click here.

BREAKING: Meet Nicole, the "fediverse chick" from Toronto who just won't stop DMing people

BREAKING: National Institute of Shitposters on your Timeline (NIST) declares start of Dangerous Shitpost Time (DST). For your safety, it is advised to advance your system by one headmate

ENTERTAINMENT: Will Shrek 5 feature Marvel's critically acclaimed "Avengers"? Eagle-eyed fans point to trailer clues, click here.

BREAKING: Simon Whistler has created five more Youtube channels, says there will be "no escape"

ENTERTAINMENT: Vriska expresses her love of spiders in tell-all interview, click here.

BREAKING: How long is "never"? It could be as soon as April, say some sources

TECHNOLOGY: Mozilla clarifies in ToS battle that souls of users will only be subject to random search for those using Firefox online, and says that offline users will continue to enjoy privacy.

BREAKING: US federal budget could be halved by ditching Oracle licensed software, a new study suggests