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BREAKING: Greater Manchester Police say they've arrested the Lorax on suspicion of preparing an act of terrorism and various firearms offences. Click here.

BREAKING: In response to FEDIWG and their "living standard" fork of ActivityPub, Pleroma announces their own fork, Pleroma ActivityPub. More to come after release #plap

OPINION: "Why should ActivityPub be a living standard? We prefer it to be a dead standard", say fediverse devs. Click here for more

BREAKING: Prominent fediverse implementors to create FEDIWG, fork ActivityPub and turn it into a "living standard"

BREAKING: Farage denies "lapdog" allegations, saying he always fancied himself more as a husky

BREAKING: Germany announces English language to be criminalised to protect children

BREAKING: Foxes are cute and fluffy, but are they also friend-shaped? Scientists say "yes", click here.

BREAKING: MNNH has today strongly denied rumours that third parties are influencing coverage, but confirmed that leaked screenshots are authentic

BREAKING: New hope for Haskell as a programming language with practical applications, a MNNH colleague tells us he's used Pandoc "at least once"

SOCIAL: Meet "Dark Fedi", the side of the Mastodon federated universe that's all-in on Joe "Dark Brandon" Biden

MARKETS: A survey of dragons suggests reluctance to embrace securities; precious metal investments are still highly valued. Click here.

ENTERTAINMENT: Disney announces ontologically evil villains in upcoming releases may have LGBT identities or be played by ethnic minorities, in an exciting win for representation. Click here.

BREAKING: Kier Starmer teases "youtube poop" in British PM first

BREAKING: No practical uses yet found for NixOS, but computer science researchers vow to continue experiments. Click here.

BREAKING: German language revealed to be elaborate practical joke

BREAKING: Is ground news better than whole news? Click here.

BREAKING: Fediverse to be taken down for maintenance tomorrow from 16h00 until 17h00 in every time zone. Click here for more.

BREAKING: Vivi endorses "gooner" community in controversial post

BREAKING: Why has the humble wrench become a Fedi icon? Click here

TECHNOLOGY: Miss forum drama? It's alive and well on the Fediverse, as admins fight it out to ban users for the pettiest reason possible. Click here.