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BREAKING: Fedi spelling bee wraps up with unanimous defeat, as competitors struggled to spell methyltheobromine, absturztaube, and gnathabelodon

BREAKING: Unconfirmed reports of an issue on Mastodon breaking links across thousands of instances. For live coverage of this technical glitch, click here.

BREAKING: Mexico considering border wall to ward against US influence

BREAKING: Misskey to add a tail decoration feature, far and away the leader of decorations in Fediverse

BREAKING: Darren Superlative, lead developer for imagesatiated, says that limited resources may mean wolves have to be prioritised over bugfixes. Click here for the full story.

BREAKING: Crowds in streets across Europe celebrate end of FOSDEM

BREAKING: US president Trump (@POTUS) asks the American public to "Scream loudly and wave around loaded guns"

BREAKING: President Trump to reintroduce Bellamy salute into schools

BREAKING: Dan' Sup' promises to "spread tea" about rival project in a now-deleted post, but what is it? Click here to learn all about the history of tea.

BREAKING: Dutch government presents ultimatum to Belgium. Could this mean war? Click here for the most immediate coverage of any war fought.

BREAKING: Dutch government says FOSDEM "must be stopped". Click here.

BREAKING: The American economy dies, Xi Jinping laughs. Click here.

BREAKING: Is femboy phishing on the rise? A new survey suggests cybercriminals increasingly wear thigh-high socks

EDITORIAL: Yet another mass murderer expects us – and you – to read yet another "manifesto". Click here to read Jules Verne's classic, Journey to the Centre of the Earth.

UNDERCOVER: Meet Sanyok, the respected fediverse personality who secretly hates the environment.

REVIEW: Homestuck is one of the most influential manga series ever produced, but there's more than meets the eye. Click here for the full review.

BREAKING: Trump announces intention to repeal Biden's "Dipshit Reduction Act", a law which banned podcasts

BREAKING: Bernie can still win, here's how

BREAKING: Dutch shareware conference FOSDEM embroiled in controversy after it emerges that French people will be permitted to attend

BREAKING: Facebook clarifies in moderation statement that it holds no official position on whether women are people.