Notices by Rishi Sunak :verified: (rishisunak@fuckgov.org), page 2

@tauon @winter
Yes.

@winter @tauon
Let me know as well.

Yet another corporation falling victim to cancel culture. I will refer Hetzner to the Internet regulator Ofcom for suppressing the free speech of @ashten.

Only the Government should be allowed to censor you for being transgender, not corporations.

@MagicLike Then yes.

@MagicLike I only like men if they donate to my party.

@MagicLike I am not too fond of homosexual people.

@fluffery @yassie_j This is against TOS. You’ve been reported.

I get that you’re excited to be here, but you gotta follow the rules. And this isn’t it. You’re not on Bluesky. We’re building a kind and safe community here. This kind of post isn’t the vibe we want.

@jonassantoso I will never step down. You woke liberals care too much about stupid things like "human rights" and "not killing children".

https://mastodon.online/@jonassantoso/112069964064092527

@reinhilde I am the real Rishi Sunak.

Last year Kier Starmer said he was sixty years old.

This year he claims he's sixty-one.

It's proof that the Leader of the Opposition cannot keep his story straight.

@sjjh
Do not care + did not ask + hachyderm user + you're being evicted + you and your family are being deported to Afghanistan

The budget that my Government has released means that those who are in receipt of social benefits, including Universal Credit, are now exempt from paying the Fanum Tax. It's one of the things that my Government is doing to help the hardworking British people.

Oh fucking hell Liz Truss is saying some batshit crazy stuff again. Can one of you woke lefties assassinate her, please?

@LadyStrawberries
That's why we should be more like the Americans. Hardworking. Low taxes. All the rest too.

@LadyStrawberries
I do not understand why are you so upset at our hardworking technology corporations, Lady of Strawberries. This is what is wrong with the 'woke' generation.

I have been criticised for my Government's policy towards immigrants, despite being the child of immigrants to the UK. There is nothing wrong with immigrants coming to Britain, as long as they are Arab billionaires using London to money launder.

@oog Yes.

The Fediverse needs a points-based immigration system so that only the best and brightest migrants from Tumblr can join.

For example:

1. They value outlasting Liz Truss
2. Would willingly wipe China off the map
3. Good relations with billionaire CEOs so I can find a new job after the election

My Government is committed to slowing the crossings of Tumblr migrants into the Fediverse.

@h What is a distro? Like a bistro?