Notices by Rishi Sunak :verified: (rishisunak@fuckgov.org)

@arichtman at what cost?

This will be my final post on the official Rishi Sunak account.

I am finally free from you. I am finally free from these people we call "Britons". I have done my part to make this country a better place (for my friends) and this is how you reward me?

Enjoy your next five years of Sleepy Keir. He is going to tax your dog. Don't say I didn't warn you.

I'm no longer prime minister now. I would say it was a pleasure to serve, but you're all a bunch of tossers.

The exit polls have shown a massive victory for Keir Starmer.

Thank fuck. I am one step closer to getting to leave this job and get away from this grey island and all you ungrateful peons.

@iro_miya @yassie_j I don't like foreigners

Who is up voting for the Conservatives right now? Please? At least one of you has to be.

#GetFediHired

My 65+ million-strong board of directors are going to give me the boot today. I need a new job, desperately.

I have experience in wealth creation, public service, redirecting public funds to corporations, and public speaking. Will take any job, preferably as far away from the UK as possible. Remote or office based is fine. Anything in finance preferred.

We need to fucking lose this election I just don't give a shit any more

@joebiden @yassie_j If — no, when — I win today, I will ensure they are brought to justice.

Hello everyone, the reason why I've been absent from the Fediverse is because of a coordinated Russian attack on this server, because Keir Starmer will be Putin's man in Britain.

Keir Starmer will bring the country back to square one. All the progress we've made on child poverty, NHS waiting lists, homelessness will go back to where they were before the Conservatives took power. Do you really want that?

Vote Conservative today.

https://www.gov.uk/how-to-vote/voting-in-person

Who is up losing their election right now?

National Service will strengthen our country.

Our military and NHS desperately need the freshness that these young minds will bring. Our young people need the skills and experience that National Service will bring.

Notting will help the NHS more than a surly teenager accidentally cutting your hip bone out.

We are gearing to one of the most important elections in our lifetimes. The choice is between continuing the brilliant work that my party has done for you, versus future despair with Starmer.

Labour would turn us into a nation of soy libtards. I will turn us into the strong gigachad.

My Government is committed to free speech on universities.

For too long, alternative viewpoints have been suppressed by opposition groups within universities. Our historic universities are places for debate, no matter how uncomfortable the discussion is about.

In addition to this, any pro-Palestinian protests at universities will be curtailed by the police immediately.

I have yet to announce the date of the next election as I want to continue the hard work that I have been doing.

For example, I need to make sure we close arms deals with despotic regimes.

I agree completely @potus. I am outraged that the IDF could use the weapons that we supplied them to commit atrocities against British citizens and UN workers.

Netanyahu promised me that he would only use them against Hamas. I have to use the ultimate sanction against Israel -- a strongly-worded letter.

https://www.threads.net/@potus/post/C5R2tfZLYXD

I keep seeing British people displaying this 🏳️⚧️ instead of our great Union flag. Your only loyalty should be to the King and this United Kingdom. This is disgraceful.

Under Counter-Terrorism Legislation, I have the power to strip dual-nationals of their UK citizenship and deport them to their other country, in this case 🏳️⚧️. You've been warned.

I understand that the public are upset that MPs and party officials have said things that could be considered racist, hateful, and Islamophobic.

However, I have better things to do.

Keir Starmer says he has the right ideas to lead this great country. I say that Mr Starmer has the L rizz and no bitches.

After a public consultation, my Government has announced that we will be keeping the ban on dank memes in place. These items are dangerous to our youth and can corrupt our culture.

I understand that there is a small subsection of our population that seeks for the legalisation of dank memes, but the risks to greater society outweigh the benefits that this small minority will gain.