Notices by (NekoSock) Miya Ironami (iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be)

Bonjour, nous sommes vendredi

@SuperDicq@minidisc.tokyo 4 hour nap and then my girlfriend woke up and realised we were supposed to be eating potatoes

@SuperDicq@minidisc.tokyo actually Malay is their first language so they should know better :neofox_floof_explode:

@SuperDicq@minidisc.tokyo actually their English handwriting sucks more than their Arabic handwriting!

The Mimi passport features, for the first time, an official transcript for an entry with particularly challenging handwriting

We should just straight up ban companies from advertising "no sugar added".

Surely, juice companies all feel obligated to do it because their competitors are doing it too. Because otherwise, why would they? The claim is useless. In the EU, all drinks sold as juice are required to have no added sugar, and while no sugar was added, some is naturally present in the fruit, so this doesn't give any useful information to the buyer.

And then the claim needs to be followed by TWO disclaimers: that this is done because it's required by law, and that the drink still contains sugar.

Nobody wants this. Buyers get nothing from this, and I think no juice company would advertise this if it weren't the norm. This is an instance of "asbestos-free cereals" that we failed to stop.

:neobot_bottom:

I need the longest wrench we have on absturztaube

Both French and Esperanto use "mdr" for laughing on the internet. In French it stands for mort de rire (dying of laughter), whereas in Esperanto it stands for multe da ridoj (many laughs).

The cough syrup bottle is 250 mL, but a dose is 15 mL, and you can only have 3 doses a day for 5 days. That's 15 doses total, which means you can't drink more than 225 mL. The bottle therefore contains almost 2 extra doses which cannot be experienced, as it must be discarded 15 days after being open.

@SuperDicq@minidisc.tokyo truly the best app of all time

@SuperDicq@minidisc.tokyo heck yeah, settings app gang

@SuperDicq@minidisc.tokyo You should try out the settings app, it's great

SETTINGS AAAAAAPPPP

https://open.spotify.com/track/1TYw5dObKBu0eviDESzaRP
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1qpjcQAdjQA

I love the settings app

Noted settings app enjoyer

@anya@shrimp.acute.cat and they probably only use it/it as secondary pronouns

The Google Play services are accessing my location, they're out to get me :neofox_floof_explode:

Criticising Google, and then the Graphene location access indicator immediately appears

WTF DOES THIS MEAN 😭😭😭