Notices by (NekoSock) Miya Ironami (iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be)

Bonjour, nous sommes vendredi

Yeah I am not catching up on 14 hours of timeline so I guess today will be the first day I skipped fedi in a long time.

Hope nothing important happened in those 14 hours!

My lab is dug so deep underground that typical systems for geographic coordinates start falling apart and it's unclear what jurisdiction the facility is in. That's just the way I like it :spinny_fox_plural: :rainbow_pride_potion:

All the stores in the neighborhood have finally stopped asking my why I need their entire stock (it's for science of course) :spinny_fox_plural: :rainbow_pride_potion:

Holy smokes! You will not believe my latest discovery! Hold on to your jumpsuit, and look at this, something incredible happens when you mix Mentos into Coca-Cola :spinny_fox_plural: :rainbow_pride_potion:

This potion has the incredible property of being illegal in every country on earth :spinny_fox_plural: :rainbow_pride_potion:

This incredible liquid I found becomes a solid around 0°C and vanishes into thin air around 100°C. It is even safe for human consumption! :spinny_fox_plural: :rainbow_pride_potion:

@SuperDicq@minidisc.tokyo I'm trying! I built this machine that can tell me what effects a potion will have so that way I can iterate quicker :spinny_fox_plural: :rainbow_pride_potion:

Let's try it! All we need is to pour it in and press the green button. Don't press the red button, that one blows all the liquid in your face!!! :spinny_fox_plural:

Ding! Aha! Let's see... Blegh. "No psychoactive effects". Apparently all it does is cure some cancer or something? Boooring. :spinny_fox_plural:

They got so fed up with me that I'm completely banned from filing patents in 7 EU member countries :spinny_fox_plural: :rainbow_pride_potion:

The courts won't recognise that "for science" is a legitimate motive :spinny_fox_plural: :rainbow_pride_potion:

:spinny_fox_plural: :rainbow_pride_potion: I'm a goddam scientist yeah

All my inventions have funny buttons that backfire when I press them by accident :spinny_fox_plural: :rainbow_pride_potion:

All my inventions are disguised as random everyday items, and– CRICKETS, I forgot which one of these pen shoots lasers :spinny_fox_plural: :rainbow_pride_potion:

Everything in this lab is fully automated! Except for dishes, i haven't yet been able to invent an appliances that cleans up dishes automatically :spinny_fox_plural: :rainbow_pride_potion:

I am going to take direct action against mosquitoes this summer

Before visor bonking, our ancestors had glasses bonking

Good thing someone else is with me, they would never let me out

Walking in the psych ward to bring someone back, but I'm wearing cat ears, a collar, and she/it badge, and the nurses are just looking at me like "mmmmm, fresh meat"

in the mined craft movie, straight up "blockbustin" . and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My peanits

My mum's wife is looking for names for her newborn horses. They're legally required to start with P this year. Feel free to suggest!