Notices by 獣耳会社wan (wan@poa.st), page 3
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@wgiwf I think what they want is a woman-scented woman rather than an unclean one.
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@bronze For real, though, fellas with girlfriends: Lend her one or two of your worn shirts if you need to be away for a little while. She'll appreciate it. Boyfriend's a hell of a drug.
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@bronze Shirt-huffing: uoh
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@bronze One of the biggest problems with human courtship moving online or being mediated by apps is that it completely cuts out the plethora of unconscious matchmaking signals that men's and women's bodies send to each other, smell included.
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I do not understand stinky woman appeal.
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@Humpleupagus @Paulyfrog64 The process is the punishment.
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Tits are dime-a-dozen – spirit not so much –
So when you bed a woman try to grasp what you can't touch,
And soon you'll come to realize what all fine fuckers know:
A lively personality sets mattresses aglow!
Flesh will fill your hands up yet it cannot sate the heart,
For certain special qualities set good lovers apart –
All those who practice pleasure say one thing across the years:
What matters most between the sheets is what's between the ears.
Cures must fit their symptoms, a sword must fit its sheath,
And a spunky lively lady must fit the man she rides beneath!
Since sex is more than sizing – most equipment fits the bill –
The real match is in what gives each one of you a thrill.
Breasts are just two fat-bags; a pussy's just wet meat –
Without enthusiasm sex is nowhere near as sweet.
The secret's all in how each work to flip the other's switches –
A knack you'll never find in boring men or basic bitches.
Interests can be hidden, orgasms can be faked,
But down that path lie tortures of a thirst that can't be slaked.
Remember this if you desire a sex life that's fulfilling:
There's no aphrodisiac quite like a woman willing.
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@rher @d0c40r0 @burner @Dan_Hulson @MisterLister @shedinja The test could definitely use a little more sexual specificity and depth, but that's what you get with something calibrated to college freshmen.
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@Type_Other @GrungeQueef >Aella
Ah yes, Ms. Birthday Orgy herself. Once you look at how she explains that chart's "methodology" you'll find that the X-times-taboo measure is just her personally assigning the multipliers based on her own arbitrary intuition, IIRC.
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@Groomschild @Awoo FAKE NEWS FEATHER NIGGER
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@bronze @Terry [x] Touch gooey tail.
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@wgiwf @Fash-E
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2023's end approaches; time for its final #foxgirlfriday
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#foxgirlfriday
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@Humpleupagus @hymenreaper @nugger It's a worthy line of inquiry, but since such supplementation tinkering can become very involved to the point of being its own distraction cope, I'd tend to explore it on an "also" instead of "before" basis given the other issues that such memory trouble tends to exist alongside.
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@Humpleupagus @hymenreaper @nugger Solid "maybe", depending on diet and genetic factors.
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@nugger @hymenreaper You may need to temporarily explore prescription meth. A small but significant proportion of meth-needers present (usually in their late twenties to mid-thirties) because they think they're developing early-onset dementia. In reality, their lives have begun putting enough stress on their executive function that their ad-hoc coping strategies can no longer keep up.
It has its own set of consequences, but... something to keep in mind.
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@graf @MaleGoddess @p @Humpleupagus @LaylaAlexandrovna @PonyPanda @mischievoustomato Yes, that is rape, and it should not have been done to you.
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@Giganova8 Ohio'th'morning to ye
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@SuperSnekFriend @theorytoe Always has been.
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