Notices by unlofl [Promoted Toot] (unlofl@mstdn.social), page 2

Listening to Reality Machine by @Aleums , it's all good but Light Work is awesome and gets stuck in my head!

@tek @thegibson @loop0 @enot @grueproof @RadicalEdward if I can compromise the lawn mower, it's mini penis crop circles

@thegibson @tek @loop0 @enot @grueproof @RadicalEdward I'm down for this plan, and I promise the worst I'll do is fire off a crudely drawn penis to an unprotected printer

@tek it's also fun to get a show of hands on how many people want them chucked out the window

@tek "... technically it's a republic!"

@cwebber are you going to ask Meta engineers to explain activitypub to you? Because I fully support trolling them for shits and giggles.

@esvrld wow, that response was from an AI? It was just like talking to one of your interns!

@Aleums I am shocked, shocked that this sweet electronica is being played by a stoned guy!

Can any of you linux nerds help me figure out why my new NAS isn't working?

@Gargron Will mastodon.social's rules be updated to comply with the threads ToS?

A shark can swim faster than me, but I can definitely run faster than a shark, so in a triathlon it will all come down to who is the better cyclist.

It's bad luck to say "MacBook" in the office, you have to refer to it as "the Scottish laptop"

@tek excellent naming

"Everything in history happens twice, the first time as tragedy and the second time as a sex thing." -- Marx

*wheeling a TV onto the timeline*
"We're all having a rough day, and I don't really feel like posting"

Self defense tip: If you're ever attacked by someone in a public area, just start hitting them with something while screaming "Bees! BEEEES!"

Bystanders will assume you are trying to help, and may join in to help swat the bees away.

Bugs Bunny's gender is "whatever suits the gag at the moment," which is actually a very fedi vibe.

@Taweret I love Garak's takes on literature.

"The moral of The Boy Who Cried Wolf is that if you lie, people will stop believing you."
"Are you sure? I think the lesson of the story is to never tell the same lie twice."

"I also understand that any lifestyle and/or behavioral changes I choose to make from these services could adversely affect my romantic, family, and other relationships."

lol, someone must have blamed my new therapist for their breakup

@robinhood Exactly, I also fantasize about designing all the IT and communications for a commune where tech works for the users.