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@siege their normal colors are so ugly. they should just make these their new permanent colors

if you get abducted by aliens, make sure to take the time to fill out their "Please Rate Your Abduction Experience" survey. it really helps them out

mastodon is a point and click adventure game

The harry mudd eps of TOS are unwatchable. Just painful

@bunnyhero hmm. idk. they're all pretty sexy

uk seriously spending millions so their desinated National Special Person can have the world's fanciest new hat party lmao

you don't need more content

we have content at home

dot social? but dot social was cancelled. in fact, they were cancelled seven years ago this very night.... ?️?

achoo

anyway, one time captain kirk had sex with a mountain

the thing about Speed Racer is he was a demon on wheels

is elvira still here or did she leave already?

carbonated butter

if you or a loved one were exposed to old navy jeans and were later diagnosed with normal butt disease, you may be entitled to financial compensation

Your baseball name is what you had for dinner last night and the mascot from the school you went to

Your Star Wars name is the same thing but with random apostrophes added

its a coffee shop but its a pizza place and a burger joint

really makes you think

AITA for cutting a guy's arm off in a cantina using an elegant weapon from a more civilized age?

when you watch tv with Palpatine he asks you to check the weather channel during every commercial break

@witchfynder_finder

Palpatine: Excellent, a commercial break. Check the weather channel

Vader: It's a recording, my master. I was going to skip the ads

Palpatine: I want to know how cold it's going to get. Turn to the weather channel

Vader: As you wish

? it's the eye of the tiger
it's the thrill of the fight
rising up to the challenge of our rival
And the something something na na prey in the night
something something something na NA NA... of the tiger ?