Notices by unlofl [Promoted Toot] (unlofl@mstdn.social)

@researchfairy "And I also have a plan so the nations gutters will never have to be cleaned again for only $199.99!"

@lanodan @mia I think its some kind of summoning ritual?

@researchfairy on my laptop:

Listening to Reality Machine by @Aleums , it's all good but Light Work is awesome and gets stuck in my head!

@tek @thegibson @loop0 @enot @grueproof @RadicalEdward if I can compromise the lawn mower, it's mini penis crop circles

@thegibson @tek @loop0 @enot @grueproof @RadicalEdward I'm down for this plan, and I promise the worst I'll do is fire off a crudely drawn penis to an unprotected printer

@tek it's also fun to get a show of hands on how many people want them chucked out the window

@tek "... technically it's a republic!"

@cwebber are you going to ask Meta engineers to explain activitypub to you? Because I fully support trolling them for shits and giggles.

@esvrld wow, that response was from an AI? It was just like talking to one of your interns!

@Aleums I am shocked, shocked that this sweet electronica is being played by a stoned guy!

Can any of you linux nerds help me figure out why my new NAS isn't working?

@Gargron Will mastodon.social's rules be updated to comply with the threads ToS?

A shark can swim faster than me, but I can definitely run faster than a shark, so in a triathlon it will all come down to who is the better cyclist.

It's bad luck to say "MacBook" in the office, you have to refer to it as "the Scottish laptop"

@tek excellent naming

"Everything in history happens twice, the first time as tragedy and the second time as a sex thing." -- Marx

*wheeling a TV onto the timeline*
"We're all having a rough day, and I don't really feel like posting"

Self defense tip: If you're ever attacked by someone in a public area, just start hitting them with something while screaming "Bees! BEEEES!"

Bystanders will assume you are trying to help, and may join in to help swat the bees away.

Bugs Bunny's gender is "whatever suits the gag at the moment," which is actually a very fedi vibe.