Notices by Tim Clevenger :donor: (timjclevenger@infosec.exchange)

@nixCraft I watched a presentation from a SIEM vendor where they were testing various LLMs for decoding BASE64 text in Powershell commands. The best one they found was 97% accurate but the other 3% of the time it made up text completely different from the input text. When I suggested that a Commodore 64 could do it 100% of the time for a millionth the cost, he said that they're looking forward to the LLM cost going down sometime in the future. 🤷♂️

@Frantasaur @barubary @kotaro @vagina_museum When humans do it, it's called bullshitting.

@quillmatiq Obligatory.

@GossiTheDog WTAF

@ryanc Termux on Android

@ryanc Yup, 360K diskettes are 362,496 bytes even after the FAT and directory are laid down.

@ryanc

Engineer: "I know we wanted to be the first company to make a gigabyte hard drive but I only managed to get to 953.67 megabytes."

Marketing: "I have an idea..."

@ryanc In case you were wondering, because I was:

@pluralistic And little McKinsey cancers like Sundar Pichai and Sheryl Sandberg break off to then metastasize elsewhere in the economy.

@ryanc That's amazing.

@ryanc Solved malvertising? No? Then I'll keep my ad-blocker right where it is, thanks.