Notices by doskel (doskel@masto.doskel.net)

wow i am far more tired than i realized
...and spouting a LOT of nonsense

i need this sticker to put on my skates

the ISO 7010 page has some of the funniest shit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISO_7010
no watches
hold the trolley handle
exit sled to the right
deploy the lifeboat
VHF 2-way radio transceiver

this is rad as hell though. i want this as a pin on my backpack.

this had to go through god knows how many approval groups

thank u france

horrific thing: i just followed my english teacher on bluesky
and found her tumblr
that she's had since before 2013

so at least it's mutually assured destruction if either of these gets out

@demi mastodon needs to support more attachment types. it's kinda ridiculous in the year 2025 that i can't upload a time bomb to my post.

fuck you

thank u feditips for professional lying

there is no greater feeling of superiority than when the rest of the class is using their ti-84s and i pull out the HP-48G

cmake side quests

i need to compensate for reading about modern display standards by going out biking tomorrow and touching grass and saying hello to real human beings

@jessew i dabble in twinks. bit of a side hobby.

@jessew twinks are on the rise recently, seeing a 4 point climb and a growth in 2% on the NASDAQ, but some economists are claiming the trend is a passing fad, placing the pop sometimes within the next two years. the software industry is already bracing for a loss in workforce, expanding hiring programs into Manly Men fields and Straight White Starbucks Women

@pasha @authen you can just set it to show those posts or post public by default 😭

GOD i'm such a FUCKING QUEER

thaaat's a new one

the Wikipedia app is great but could they not support like Wiktionary and Wikidata and whatnot

have officially finished watching parkour civilization

this feels worse than when i got lead poisoning