Notices by doskel (doskel@masto.doskel.net)

whatever your thoughts on its effects, it's undeniable that the US highway system is one of the most incredible feats of human accomplishment that people use every day
just the sheer reliability and reach of it is unreal

you may not like it, but this is what peak computing performance looks like

@max less defederated than noob.quest? or it's just duke aura

learning the tap-scroll gesture for zooming has changed my life

i hate this fucking program bro what does this MEAN
"no active file" returns ZERO results on google
and what the hell is a "mailing list expansion problem" where is it getting that email from

tabs vs spaces debate

it is not a debate
the spaces people are Wrong. tabs are Objectively Correct and i will fight you over this. like physically. hand to hand.
c'mon loser square up, you know who you are

my own mastodon instance is 429'ing me

i left my diaspora pod registrations open and now there's cleetus and kantikoy on my pod

@prettygood also @lda knows more about matrix internals than i do

@prettygood ive done so once or twice in the past and it didn't seem to cause any issues, but im also aware of some servers having issues resolving state and also that in the synapse>dendrite migration you're supposed to bring keys with.
take it with a grain of salt, and it shouldn't work in theory, but it worked for me.

shoutout to gargron for covering fedi's normie software niche
this isn't a joke he's like the only one making a boring twitter competitor and we need that

well ive got lineageos 22 installed now
it's
basically identical bar the settings app and predictive back animations
the music app is neat but im just going to use spotify

i think having an account on noob.quest automatically lobotomizes you for the period of time you are active on the site

never got the fuss around the Nix foundation getting military money.
honestly if Nix can end up on some military drones that has my full support. mostly because i want to see Nix get shot out of the sky and explode in a ball of fire

i should break into some more buildings

@chloe @authen guys please don't use hate symbols. we don't allow michigan dwellers to fly their colors like that

oh good i was worried

postgres fucking scares me
you can have a table with like, a billion rows, and with an indexed bigint column, it'll find any row you ask basically instantly
it's fucking magic

i just full text searched the entire post database (WITHOUT ANY INDEXING) for "what the everloving fuck" and got back my results in ~20s
HOW
THERE ARE LIKE 2 MILLION POSTS IN THIS DATABASE

HOW DID THEY DO THIS