Notices by doskel (after supper account) (doskel@masto.doskel.net)

am out on my rollerblades
just got a call from my mom asking if I was on a bus or going downhill because of how fast I was going
i was going uphill on skates
i believe this is what we term Winning

god i love strace

what

god i wish there was an easier recipe

@cyb3rm0shp1t particular strain of the McIntosh apple.
(and/or an apple macintosh based on a powerpc g4 cpu, in manufacture from like '99-ish to 2004 iirc)

RE: https://flipboard.com/@associatedpress/business-and-finance-pbj3bpclz/-/a--g7g1gCDQMe-13E4zdXq1A%3Aa%3A3199720-%2F0

Willy Wonka reportedly still at large

laptop HDD impact protection is the funniest thing to me. yo we have this big chunk of incredibly sensitive metal spinning at 7000 rpm and if it hits a particle of smoke it will die. so we put an accelerometer in your computer and if you drop it we just tell it to retract before it hits the ground. because fuck you???

a tale as old as time

they call it firewire because you can start a fire

usb-pd is for losers. firewire had it right with the "just put 30v on a pin"

my favorite gender is small form factor windows 8 OEM machines that come with serial and ps/2 ports

what is y'all's deal with phone calls. is there any particular scenario your brain fears or is it just general anxiety. i'm actually curious.
also, do you have similar anxiety about physical conversations, or is it worse over the phone?

oh godddd i'm going to have to get a new graphics card to run minecraft my poor gpu can't vulkan

friendly reminder than friendica is more feature complete, has more correct protocol support, has been around longer than, and will be around longer than your fediverse software. and it's a dedicated LAMP application.

doskel.net is in talks to be fully acquired by Broadcom, Incorporated. A spokesperson for DOSKEL Networks responded to our request, saying "I fucking hate our users. That's why we were so excited when Broadcom reached out with this offer, because of the incredible opportunities it opens up to completely fuck our customer. God, I fucking hate those bastards."

this is one of my most prized possessions

whew! just about took something on the internet seriously there. glad i dodged that bullet!

WAIT NOW I HAVE A FIREWIRE CARD I CAN USE MY DV CAMCORDER AS A WEBCAM HOLY SHITT

y'all moving to irc or xmpp or whatever. me and gang moving to mailing lists. shitposting mail transfer protocol. dovecot carrying our hangout plans. sendmailing our trash talking.

yeah i'm a qt developer (quicktime framework)