Notices by Pastor of Muppets (middleclasstool@phire.place)

It's today

Gonna make a wild hair off my ass prediction, just for giggles: the Y2038 bug is going to save our asses somehow.

The absolute funniest thing about this situation is 50 years from now when TPM is hailed as a visionary, nay, PROPHETIC film. Sadly, George Lucas will be gone by then and won't be able to do history's biggest neener-neener dance. https://mastodon.sdf.org/@bgrinter/114283246050839893

God, I'm such a sucker for this. And the first two minutes weirdly perfectly encapsulate what it is to have a dog. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFU8U4UVUBs

Daughter: I don't know how you can drink plain black coffee.

Me: I use my mouth

Daughter: SIIIIIIIIIGGGGHHHHHH

Had a perfect piece of timing today, rest-wise. I got to...not exactly nap, because my body wasn't up for that, but at least drift a little on the couch this morning while Pete snoozed on me and my wife went to a volunteer thing.

I got up and ran to get new reading glasses because mine broke, and got back just in time to see she was home from her thing and taking a recovery nap. Just in time for Pete to start whining. So we went to the park, and then a drive through downtown, while she slept.

@jacklaridian whaaaaaaaaa

The Marvel announcement was so boringly executed that I noped out before seeing that KELSEY GRAMMER IS GOING TO BE IN IT

@paparatti @skinnylatte yes, Buldak 2x spicy

@paparatti @skinnylatte holy shit this is the best grocery store ramen I've ever had.

@skinnylatte I will absolutely check this out, thank you. I just got a 4-pack of Ottogi Jin Veggie and it was...fine

This is just a promo photo but... looks like it could be good?

Word also is that characters from The Authority are going to be in the new Superman movie so I am forced to assume that it's Midnighter and Apollo. Comics movies are way overdue for "what if Supes and Batman were a gay couple"

I appear not to have fucked this up.

My wife has informed me that the passport application site is down, one day after my parents' application was submitted and their photos taken. Now we have to cross our fingers and hope that bureaucracy momentum means they get processed.

If I needed a concrete "America is over" sign, I think this is it.

@skinnylatte I have one of these, which is a little more discreet because it's just a top that fits a standard water bottle opening. If people are shy about carrying an "I'm about to poop" device in with them, this works well https://www.garagegrowngear.com/blogs/gear-gab/culoclean-ul-backpacking-bidet

@TheBreadmonkey now you have me googling plant-based tunas available in the US

So my current employer has joined the "let's get rid of the senior people and build our product on rookies and AI" bandwagon. Not laid off, but that looks like it's coming.

If any of you know someone who needs a senior software engineer with a strong background in apps security, knows OAuth/OIDC, and speaks Java and Python, HMU. #FediHire

My good and faithful friend, I have not had much need of you since I left Missouri, and you are weirdly gendered, but by god when I need you, you show the hell up and make everything better. Or at least the driveway.

@skinnylatte The color inversion one is bright but it feels like the wrong kind of bright, if that makes sense