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ari melody 💫 (ari@wetdry.world)'s status on Friday, 17-Nov-2023 05:41:13 JST ari melody 💫

just been informed on a gift selection my grandmother put together for my 16 year old cousin
how do we tell her
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1. ahegao thigh highs
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ari melody 💫 (ari@wetdry.world)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Nov-2023 05:45:35 JST ari melody 💫
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- Essem :skeeter:
@esm :tim_shocked:

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ari melody 💫 (ari@wetdry.world)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Nov-2023 05:13:07 JST ari melody 💫
- Essem :skeeter:
@esm hi essem

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ari melody 💫 (ari@wetdry.world)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Nov-2023 03:50:40 JST ari melody 💫

giving a small victorian child a copy of wetdry.world posts from november 14th, 2023

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ari melody 💫 (ari@wetdry.world)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Nov-2023 23:42:40 JST ari melody 💫
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- Essem :skeeter:
- zaire
@esm @zaire Timteresting. Looking into it

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ari melody 💫 (ari@wetdry.world)'s status on Monday, 13-Nov-2023 08:01:24 JST ari melody 💫
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- The Wolf of Wallsocket Street dir. Martin Underscorcese
@larsfrommars these fedi cws are on another level honestly

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ari melody 💫 (ari@wetdry.world)'s status on Sunday, 12-Nov-2023 13:16:05 JST ari melody 💫

casually sending half the cafeteria the entire fnaf movie
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1. airdrop status box with three devices receiving the entire fnaf movie
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ari melody 💫 (ari@wetdry.world)'s status on Saturday, 11-Nov-2023 07:35:38 JST ari melody 💫

me: give it to me straight, doc
doctor: i'm afraid it's terminal
me:
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1. a screenshot of GNOME terminal
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ari melody 💫 (ari@wetdry.world)'s status on Friday, 10-Nov-2023 23:23:42 JST ari melody 💫
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- Haelwenn /элвэн/ :triskell:
@lanodan @skye loving the linguistics studies taking place as a result of my silly shitpost :neocat_3c:

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ari melody 💫 (ari@wetdry.world)'s status on Monday, 06-Nov-2023 23:09:46 JST ari melody 💫
- jo
@ShadowJonathan
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1. "poor bastard exploded" captioned over photo of two boots with smoke pluming out, dust and ash streaks spread out from the boots on the floor
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ari melody 💫 (ari@wetdry.world)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Oct-2023 20:39:17 JST ari melody 💫

i...
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1. a youtube video titled "playing with the spotify API" by dale lane. the thumbnail is very clearly of the scratch editor
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ari melody 💫 (ari@wetdry.world)'s status on Friday, 20-Oct-2023 10:40:09 JST ari melody 💫
- ✨ mae
wet-dry world: intro
audio by me
video by @mae
(script in alt text)
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1. fuck you, twitter! if you're silly enough to make a social media account this weekend you're a big enough goober to come to wet-dry world! catgirls! @timsweeneyepic! [crashed wii] if you think you're going to a find cis straight person on the fediverse you can pet my head! it's our belief that you're such a silly little fella you'll migrate to this instance- guaranteed! if you find a better instance fediblock its silly ass! you heard us right! fediblock its silly ass! bring your computer! bring your girlfriend! bring your wii! we'll mod it! that's right! we'll mod your wii! because at wet-dry world you're jailbroken six ways from sunday! take a hike- to wet-dry world! home of challenge kissing! that's right! challenge kissing! how does it work? if you can kiss six catgirls in a row and not get blushed you get free HRT! don't wait, don't delay, don't fuck with us! or we'll bonk your head off! only at wet-dry world! the only instance that tells you "i'm tim sweeney" hurry up, eepyhead! this event ends the minute after you make an account and it better not migrate or you're an extra silly goober! go to hell! wet-dry world! mastodon's gayest, and most exclusive home of the nerdiest transgender catgirls this side of the fediverse- guaranteed!
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ari melody 💫 (ari@wetdry.world)'s status on Friday, 20-Oct-2023 10:40:07 JST ari melody 💫
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- MeowcaTheoRange :karkat:
@meowcatheorange that's mama luigi to you, mario‼️

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ari melody 💫 (ari@wetdry.world)'s status on Friday, 13-Oct-2023 03:03:18 JST ari melody 💫
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updated video to be uncensored! enjoy the linguistic liberation 😘

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ari melody 💫 (ari@wetdry.world)'s status on Friday, 13-Oct-2023 03:01:35 JST ari melody 💫

YOU HAVE PRONOUNS!!!
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1. minecraft gameplay of the player chopping trees in the background. two people with xbox live microphones talking: 1: you guys wanna put pronouns in bio real quick and we can be allies and stuff? 2: i don't have pronouns so go fuck off. 1: everyone has pronouns dipshit, they came free with your fucking language. 2: i didn't get them, i speak the oldest language known to man. 1: no you don't- i speak sumerian and i have pronouns you goober. 2: well, mine didn't have it. 1: YOU HAVE PRONOUNS YOU FUCKING DICK! 2: i don't have them you fucking bitch! 1: YOU HAVE PRONOUNS!!! 2: I DON'T FUCKING HAVE PRONOUNS MOTHERFUCKER. 1: GO TO DUOLINGO THEN AND YOU'LL BE ABLE TO LEARN A NEW LANGUAGE, YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER. IT'S A FUCKING PART OF SPEECH, THEY DON'T EVEN CHARGE PEOPLE FOR IT. 2: I DON'T HAVE PRONOUNS, I DON'T HAVE GRAMMATICAL CASES, I DON'T HAVE FUCKING ADVERBS, I DON'T HAVE INTERJECTIONS, DEFINITENESS, MOOD, LOCATIVE RELATIONS, OR CONSTRUCT STATES. 1: YOU DON'T KNOW A GODDAMN THING, IT'S FUCKING PRONOUNS, THEY'RE FREE. 2: I DON'T HAVE PRONOUNS!!! 1: IT'S FREE AS FUCK!!!
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ari melody 💫 (ari@wetdry.world)'s status on Thursday, 12-Oct-2023 03:43:20 JST ari melody 💫

hey guysss what do you think of my new web design? :3
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1. a parody web design concept for "shitassfuckballs (from syndr)". the tagline reads "the no-code, scalable, serverless solution that fucks you in the ass". "ass" is obstructed by a big, annoying cookies prompt which reads: "Can we bother you with cookies!? Web hosting is expensive, you know. We don’t live in some fairytale land where you can just make money from a good product- it is in our best interests for us to track your every move on this website and sell your data to the highest bidder. Your activity nets us around $0.02 in revenue per year, by the way. Thanks for keeping the lights on! We’ll reward you by continuing to prompt you for cookies every time you visit, just to make sure you know your data privacy rights are respected; we respectfully don’t fucking care." the page exhibits many annoying modern web 2.0 trends, such as text that's way too big to comfortably read, "five seconds of content we buried under five years worth of scrolling", and a link to a privacy policy which is actually a dead link.
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ari melody 💫 (ari@wetdry.world)'s status on Saturday, 30-Sep-2023 01:27:57 JST ari melody 💫
- aetios
@aetios
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1. SUS microsystems, with little among us crewmates designed to replace the original logo
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ari melody 💫 (ari@wetdry.world)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Aug-2023 09:59:24 JST ari melody 💫
in reply to
- Karl Higley
@karlhigley
sees "search engine-free chatbot"
look inside
it queries search engines to help prevent hallucinations
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1. a cat peering down towards the camera, as if looking inside a box
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