Notices by The Wolf of Wallsocket Street dir. Martin Underscorcese (larsfrommars@toot.garden)

if taylor swift ever does come out as gay theyre gonna have to fly the lesbian flag at half mast like the president died

i hate to say it but truth social is really clearing us right now by having the word for posts be "truths". that sounds authoritative. it has gravity. ours is either a fart or the street name for cocaine

@saddestrobots posts are now brats and gargron is now charli xcx

learning about geopolitics in the youtube comment section

@tillshadeisgone i don't have much personal context for venezuelan politics but i found this helpful https://venezuelanvoices.org/2024/07/28/presidential-elections-in-venezuela-what-to-expect/

theyve gotta have a secret delegation of minor batman villians coming up with this shit

hell yeah

the whole blogpost is fucking hillarious cw transphobia obviously but everything about this reads like an onion article https://www.pittparents.com/p/how-a-seemingly-innocent-gift-led

this HORRIBLE game

cyborg manifesto stays winning

My Son's Boyfriend Is Also Gender-Confused?! sounds like a manga title

"what are ur pronouns" keep ur eyes on ur own work

really tempted to hotlink this button

the guy from memento finding a qr code tattooed on his body and scanning it to discover a link to rick astley's never gonna give you up

moving the C++ books in the library to the gender and sexuality section

(poly person horribly misunderstanding the engineering job application) yea i'd say i have at least 4 years experience with fluid dynamics

call me a wave function how i immediately collapse upon any interaction with the external world visibility public send post

there's a sticker on this dole banana that says "125 years of bananas - celebrate the journey" and uhh personally if i were their marketing department i wouldn't start that story from the beginning

he transitioned to a dune character

[spinning gameshow wheel] despite speculation that [throwing dart at a board] MrBeast [rolling d20] supports [drawing single card] korean reunification