minecraft gameplay of the player chopping trees in the background. two people with xbox live microphones talking:
1: you guys wanna put pronouns in bio real quick and we can be allies and stuff?
2: i don't have pronouns so go fuck off.
1: everyone has pronouns dipshit, they came free with your fucking language.
2: i didn't get them, i speak the oldest language known to man.
1: no you don't- i speak sumerian and i have pronouns you goober.
2: well, mine didn't have it.
1: YOU HAVE PRONOUNS YOU FUCKING DICK!
2: i don't have them you fucking bitch!
1: YOU HAVE PRONOUNS!!!
2: I DON'T FUCKING HAVE PRONOUNS MOTHERFUCKER.
1: GO TO DUOLINGO THEN AND YOU'LL BE ABLE TO LEARN A NEW LANGUAGE, YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER. IT'S A FUCKING PART OF SPEECH, THEY DON'T EVEN CHARGE PEOPLE FOR IT.
2: I DON'T HAVE PRONOUNS, I DON'T HAVE GRAMMATICAL CASES, I DON'T HAVE FUCKING ADVERBS, I DON'T HAVE INTERJECTIONS, DEFINITENESS, MOOD, LOCATIVE RELATIONS, OR CONSTRUCT STATES.
1: YOU DON'T KNOW A GODDAMN THING, IT'S FUCKING PRONOUNS, THEY'RE FREE.
2: I DON'T HAVE PRONOUNS!!!
1: IT'S FREE AS FUCK!!!
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