a parody web design concept for "shitassfuckballs (from syndr)". the tagline reads "the no-code, scalable, serverless solution that fucks you in the ass". "ass" is obstructed by a big, annoying cookies prompt which reads: "Can we bother you with cookies!? Web hosting is expensive, you know. We don’t live in some fairytale land where you can just make money from a good product- it is in our best interests for us to track your every move on this website and sell your data to the highest bidder. Your activity nets us around $0.02 in revenue per year, by the way. Thanks for keeping the lights on! We’ll reward you by continuing to prompt you for cookies every time you visit, just to make sure you know your data privacy rights are respected; we respectfully don’t fucking care." the page exhibits many annoying modern web 2.0 trends, such as text that's way too big to comfortably read, "five seconds of content we buried under five years worth of scrolling", and a link to a privacy policy which is actually a dead link.
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