fuck you, twitter! if you're silly enough to make a social media account this weekend you're a big enough goober to come to wet-dry world! catgirls! @timsweeneyepic! [crashed wii] if you think you're going to a find cis straight person on the fediverse you can pet my head! it's our belief that you're such a silly little fella you'll migrate to this instance- guaranteed! if you find a better instance fediblock its silly ass! you heard us right! fediblock its silly ass! bring your computer! bring your girlfriend! bring your wii! we'll mod it! that's right! we'll mod your wii! because at wet-dry world you're jailbroken six ways from sunday! take a hike- to wet-dry world! home of challenge kissing! that's right! challenge kissing! how does it work? if you can kiss six catgirls in a row and not get blushed you get free HRT! don't wait, don't delay, don't fuck with us! or we'll bonk your head off! only at wet-dry world! the only instance that tells you "i'm tim sweeney" hurry up, eepyhead! this event ends the minute after you make an account and it better not migrate or you're an extra silly goober! go to hell! wet-dry world! mastodon's gayest, and most exclusive home of the nerdiest transgender catgirls this side of the fediverse- guaranteed!

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