Notices by Ryan The Red 🖥️🚲🍺🏳️‍🌈 (redrummy@ohai.social), page 2

Sorry I failed the pole vault only because my dick was too big. Who wants to date me? #Olympics

@aral @MisuseCase @pvonhellermannn I can admit when I'm wrong, and I was wrong. To clarify, I re-read my words and realize they didn't convey what I intended, but that's still on me.

@aral @pvonhellermannn Thank you for the clarification. Your friend is a little hostile**36

@pvonhellermannn Can't see the details past the paywall, but this MUST be out of context. Be honest.

Most of the YouTube channels I follow make documentaries or exposes, which makes it wild how often one calls out sponsors of the other for being shady. Take, for example, BetterHelp. Lots of endorsed sponsorships, LOTS of critique. It doesn't help build trust in any of them.

@BeAware

@BeAware But what if I want to? Did I screw it up?

I just realized I've eaten an insane amount of fiber today, and I'm bracing myself for the aftermath.

I was late to work, but in my defense I had to negotiate with (only slightly) unexpected traffic. Still, my commute is probably prettier than yours. #Alaska #Winter #Trail #Moose

@hollie There are STOP signs in Anchorage adorned with "Watch For Bicycles" stickers in memory of a local cyclist killed by a motorist under the influence. I may or may not be responsible for some.

@hollie But honestly this (or similar) is still my favorite addition.

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@ryanhoulihan Those are some high marks to beat. You have my attention.

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