Notices by Ryan The Red 🖥️🚲🍺🏳️‍🌈 (redrummy@ohai.social)

RE: https://mastodon.stevesworld.co/@steter/116100199013667584

Steve makes a maybe unintentional point: I was David amongst America's stupid obsession with Goliath. I was no worse for the wear in a compact Subaru wagon than the other driver in a giant Dodge RAM pickup.

@steter Yes, that was of course the first question I asked of the other driver, and repeatedly so. I'm sure we're both a little sore now, but otherwise not for the worse aside from the trauma.

How shocked was I at experiencing a car crash that I forgot to take in how hot the officer was? Or not. Either way, I'm losing it.

Car crash recommendation: 0/10 AVOID

Oh, I forgot to mention, it was mom's car. She's of the age that "it is what it is" so she won't be punitive about the replacement. I will do whatever I can to make it right for her, obviously, because my mom is awesome, but what a mess.

Well, now I know how an airbag deployment goes. Fuck. (Everyone's okay.)

@Fragglemuppet I'm glad you're having a good hair day. I wish you good eats, and a good poo afterward.

Glad to see this catching on in a red state.

Have you donated to your instance? The Fediverse doesn't run for free. @ohai

@steter I was curious. I tried. Wouldn't play.

Yay for some good news

One Year After Klamath Dam Removal, 'There's Just Fish Jumping All Over the Place': Scientists Describe Improvements to Water Quality and Wildlife | Lost Coast Outpost | Humboldt County News https://lostcoastoutpost.com/2025/oct/9/one-year-after-klamath-dam-removal-theres-just-fis/

Arms are amazing. Put your palm down next to whatever surface on which you're sitting. Without moving it, twist your elbow back and forth. How did we evolve this? And what is its highest use? I think hugs.

@RamenCatholic You should reconsider your life choices on consuming those things... while I continue drinking wine

@RamenCatholic Ew. None of that makes sense. Peanut butter cups are divine. Tootsie rolls are supposed to be chocolate flavored but are just garbage. And grape figures into none of that.

Fuck cancer. I lost my brother today. It still doesn't feel real. I don't know what to do but be here for mom. Saint of a woman. Fuck.

Please send me all your cutest dog pics. I need therapy.

What just happened? Literally what just happened? Is #Monsterdon always this fucked up?

@RamenCatholic It's a stupid and wonderful movie you need to see

@RamenCatholic English, not German

@ai6yr @steter "pita on the cli" could be a song title.