Notices by Bishop Whitewind (b_whitewind@regenerate.social)

@kaia Be sure you don't critically injure yourself with some nail clippers over there 🥹

@mekkaokereke "rap snitches telling all their business, show up to court and be their own star witness"
I'll see myself out.

Mountain lions don't fucking live in Alabama. That's why I live here is because they weren't any fucking lions. How is the forest monster real?!?! What the absolute fuck is it doing here?!

People that fear death are just not very good at it yet.

@prettygood @Crazypedia Oh no that won't help you there. It'll help you plenty on Earth though 👍

@Crazypedia What is EDC? Also, have you ever been to the Fey realm? Might be because I'm supposed to be there but it's quite nice.

FUCK!!!!
THEY POISONED THE FUCKING TEA LADS

Commercial tea bags release millions of microplastics, entering human intestinal cells https://medicalxpress.com/news/2024-12-commercial-tea-bags-millions-microplastics.html

@prettygood @arcana @vivi If I leave the forest for more than 3 days I think I start dying now like some sort of dilf dryad :')

Basically I just log in over here anytime I catch myself starting to smile again because traditionally it's been bad for my health. This place fixes that right up every time 👍

Y'all mad huh? God help if you ever discover network television
#Capitalism #EatTheRich
https://youtu.be/IwvrGHsjD7g?si=0mm4GTwjvKKjcJfk

I have won the internet. Going to go drink now 👍

@sun This is what we should replace Thanksgiving with.

Never shed a tear for a monster.

So Elon and his mom are working together to destroy the government, which is you know kind of bittersweet for me. If it had been someone that wasn't such a moron this would be extremely funny instead. It's just sort of funny but equally disgusting because they're both extremely gross people.
Here's your what the fuck is going on starter pack for the evening.
In other news I have saved a lizard. We are both inside now. It is very cold. I'm going to go not freeze now. Have a good night

Shout out to everyone about to test a system update on production the day before Thanksgiving because no matter what ignorant shit you do in this country, you will never get fired for being wrong 👍

@prettygood Nah lived dangerously. You should definitely test that shit on production the day before Thanksgiving 👍

@codl lol, lmao

@phaedral shit that's what the kale was for oops lol!
There's some dumb herb. I swear it's like parsley or something. I'll just I'll come back tomorrow when it's not so damn cold in here 😌

@phaedral I mean I'm guessing either lyme disease or it's a rift on their food sucking 🤔

Does anyone remember what dumb herb had vitamin c or whatever it is that you have to have to avoid getting scurvy? I want to say it was like parsley or some crap? 🤔
I don't have enough power to find out but it's you know all this crap is coming up much faster than I had anticipated....