Notices by Bishop Whitewind (b_whitewind@regenerate.social)

Does anyone remember what dumb herb had vitamin c or whatever it is that you have to have to avoid getting scurvy? I want to say it was like parsley or some crap? 🤔
I don't have enough power to find out but it's you know all this crap is coming up much faster than I had anticipated....

Man this is shocking to me. I'm just shocked. Are you shocked?

@TheBestLeiya 😩

@prettygood Right? Like I have answers now that aren't gulag but it seems very unlikely I will ever care.

Hopefully everyone else learned what I did from this life on this planet and that is sometimes you just have to hang people. Violence was the answer the whole time.

This is my best post I'll never top this. I'm going to go build myself a throne to sit in.

@kaia "A friend's breast is an enemy's forehead." 🤔
Apparently I love boobs if that's what that meant.

I got two hands. Make sure you don't catch the wrong one.

Look I gave peace a chance. I was a good man. Clearly that doesn't work. Stay out of my fucking way.

So in case you're unaware......... A #Nazi #scientist was brought on as the founding director of #NASA and then went on to be a beloved spokesperson for Walt #Disney
https://www.nasa.gov/people/wernher-von-braun/#:~:text=Von%20Braun%20also%20served%20as,and%20Space%20Administration%20(NASA)

Even cuckold Supreme Bernard Sanders has bailed on the Democratic establishment.
If you were waiting for a sign *gestures*

This man hasn't even walked through the oval office door yet and he's already started a plague 😌

I don't care how rich I'd get. It's so goddamn boring on Bluesky. I can't do it.
It's like a Hillary Clinton fundraiser as a social network. I'd rather stab razors through my eyes.

@kaia in my defense it was slightly dark 😌

My three-year-old turned on this globe learning thing for like 20 years ago and it asked me to find Europe and I couldn't. Oh God I couldn't find Europe on this globe 😩
#America

@lain I have seen every episode and that is why I am now a Magi 🙏

It hits different when it might be you in that black van huh kiddos 😏

@phaedral That I spent so much time and effort trying to fry my god-forsaken brain and still ended up this much better off than so many people in this country is a true enigma.
I breathe the same air. I drink the same water. I have done things no man should do to himself and yet here I sit. Still able to remember things that happened even a whole week ago which is something apparently no American or God of theirs, can manage to recreate.
We truly live in interesting times.

I probably come off as harsh. This is because I can remember things that happened to me 45 seconds ago and apparently this makes me some sort of fucked up God in this country......

Some things I've been saying this entire time I'll probably say them again now I guess.
Become ungovernable, cause as much damage to the system as you can in your everyday life, bonus points if it's on the sly.
The enemy of your enemy isn't your friend or your enemy. Some people are just pieces of shit. Understand this and act accordingly.
Source everything you can yourself, close loops. Regenerate the land you're standing on.
There is about to be a massive self-inflicted economic crisis in the middle of a planetary-wide ecological crisis.
There will be no breadlines under a fascist rule.
Your phone mic is a live wire tap at all times.
Trying to win over people that want you dead is a complete waste of time.
Letting anyone near you that doesn't care if you're dead is a complete waste of time.
There are two things are about to become a matter of life and death importance rapidly.
There will be a massive disruption in the food supply. If you don't start looking after yourself, you're about to die because no one else is going to.
You need to become familiar with firearms quickly.
Fascist are cowardly simple-minded people. They clearly do not enjoy being shot in the head.
Make them always consider this when it concerns you and their thinking.
This is your last chance to brace before the wave impacts. If you do not head this advice. You will be dead.
If you're somewhere that doesn't allow guns, give it a couple months.
If you're trapped in a city or some ignorant suburb with a HOA that doesn't allow gardening in your own yard, I guess you should have listened to us while we were screaming that this was about to happen and trying to warn you this entire time to get out of there.
The music just stopped. I hope you found a good chair.