Notices by Serf de Web (serfdeweb@mastodon.world)

Walleye Walleye, Washington

#FoodAndBeverageAPlace
#HashTagGames

Anything by Elvis Pretzel-y

#LateNightSnackASong
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Hannibal

#HangryMovies
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#NoEffort

The Food, the Bud, and the Gravy

#HangryMovies
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Much Ado About Muffins

#HangryMovies
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Crouching Tiger Eatin' Dragon

#HangryMovies
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Zero Dark Chocolate

#HangryMovies
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Pie-gnocci-o

#HangryMovies
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"Dough or doughnut, there is no fry"

#HangryMovies
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This Is Just To Say

I have eaten
the brains
that were in
the icebox

that you had marked
"Abbie Normal"

Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold

P.S. I also defrosted.

#ZombifyAHouseholdChore
#HashTagGames

@dalias @geekysteven
Do you remember which one?

@geekysteven Surely you can't include Columbo! He didn't even carry a gun!

@thomasfuchs

Don't count out Roman ingenuity. They collapsed their own empire just like Britain and now the United States. They were also wicked graffiti artists and satirists. Perhaps they had reply guys, too.

@steter
Please note the absence of "bone spurs"

@georgetakei
Their kind of math is why Trump had 6 bankruptcies (so far).

@georgetakei
Third time's the charm, you know...

@GottaLaff He, Alito, Kavanaugh, and Barrett are Opus DEI hires.

@mozilla

Too bad you're leaving the Fediverse to put more resources into AI and ads that NOBODY wants. Who runs the foundation now, the geniuses behind Brexit?

@gerrymcgovern Yes, and want to know why? Old phones don't get Android version updates, but are locked into using Android. We need either an allowed hijacking method to install a different OS or a requirement that Android updates be provided (like auto parts must be available) for 10 years after the sale.