Notices by TayFoNay, Sigh-D (tayfonay@beige.party), page 3

I think it's time for my children to experience Gwar

5 out of 5 Fedi psychologists recommend that you follow @owlsintowels for significant improvements in your mental well-being.

@WrenArcher 🤔

I think YouTube thinks I'm a 57 year old man

Does this toot spark joy?

It’s pretty telling when a person would rather deal with the quality of life impacts of a chronic illness than the quality of life impacts of having to use a specialty pharmacy.

While boarding a flight from Chicago to LA:

Flight attendant: I LOVE your [punch a nazi] hat.

Me: thank you…I promise not to cause any trouble on the flight should there be any Nazis

FA: well we’d clearly have to put self-defense on the report

@briankrebs Yeah, so there’s a law that was passed under Biden that requires healthcare providers to give requested records within a few days. Whether it’s followed is a different story but it exists as of 2024. So recent attempts were made to improve this.

I’m a psychologist and literally had a conversation with a colleague 3 days ago about my serious concerns our records were going to be opened up to AI data goblins. We don’t use the biggest EMR (Epic) but the one we use just got acquired and AI has already shown up on the platform with the usual “assurances.” This will be bad.

Hey...hey...be nice to Chicago, we have a lot of the fresh water

Look, I’ve heard a lot of shit in my time as a psychologist. Hell, I worked at the VA on the west side of Chicago. And YET… hearing that bodybuilders are paying women for breastmilk, touting it as the “most anabolic natural supplement”

Edwin J. Feulner, an architect of Project 2025, died Friday :coolstorybob:

Please post your reaction in GIF form

Remember when Stephen Colbert did his show during COVID with a skeleton crew so we could at least have some comedy in our lives? Paramount doesn’t.

So they’re paying ICE 100K with a 40K signing bonus,

As an Associate Professor at Northwestern I was paid $109K a year (in 2023).

So who’s gonna pick up Colbert?

Fucking punk ass bitches bowing to the orange Shitler, I’m sure. “Financial” my ass.

Well now that @TheBreadmonkey ruined everyone's productivity today by sharing explore.org, here's my current fav - the shark cam

https://explore.org/livecams/frying-pan/shark-cam

I *may* have used Eddie Murphy's "Delirious" as a teaching tool for my 14 yo on how to respond to someone trying to make her feel shitty about herself.

If only we got paid for every one-time passcode texted or sent to us via email

Normalize asking “will there be any MAGA types there?” when responding to a party invite.

They don’t tell you this on the travel shows, but Norway is known for its beautiful #gravy waterfalls