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So who’s gonna pick up Colbert?

Fucking punk ass bitches bowing to the orange Shitler, I’m sure. “Financial” my ass.

Well now that @TheBreadmonkey ruined everyone's productivity today by sharing explore.org, here's my current fav - the shark cam

https://explore.org/livecams/frying-pan/shark-cam

I *may* have used Eddie Murphy's "Delirious" as a teaching tool for my 14 yo on how to respond to someone trying to make her feel shitty about herself.

If only we got paid for every one-time passcode texted or sent to us via email

Normalize asking “will there be any MAGA types there?” when responding to a party invite.

They don’t tell you this on the travel shows, but Norway is known for its beautiful #gravy waterfalls

Come, sit a spell by the fire my friends. I have a story to share.

My 83 year-old republican mother seems to have run into a problem proving her United States citizenship.

You see, like a proper woman in the 1960s she took her husband's last name. She's lived with this last name for 62 years. She does not, however, have a copy of her marriage certificate.

She is also the holder of a passport that expired 16 years ago. In the process of trying to renew her passport, which has her married name on it, the clerk at the post office asked for proof of marriage since her drivers license and passport names do not match her birth certificate. She wanted this proof to send in with the application just in case the US passport office decides to send it back due to the discrepancy. Even though she has an expired passport with her married name, they might not accept this any more as proof of citizenship.

If she cannot renew her passport, she also cannot get a REAL ID without proof of marriage. From 1963. When we searched the Cook County website for a marriage record, none were found. This will lead to what some might call "significant administrative burden" in the form of phone calls to government agencies to try to find a marriage certificate from 6 decades ago.

I then told her about the SAVE Act, which thankfully is stalled but may be why this is coming up for her now, when it was never an issue in the past. And that I *think* she will be OK and they will process her passport application because that didn't pass (yet).

She had no fuckin' idea what the SAVE Act is, because she only consumes conservative media. I was like if we can't sort this out and get a marriage certificate, you may not be able to vote if the SAVE Act passes.

Commence a bunch of "how can they do this?" type talk. In her defense, she had some sort of epiphany of how this is impacting immigrants and all the horrible shit going on. Because, you know, now it's affecting her.

She's a classic uninformed conservative voter, and she just got a big dose of FAFO. I was like, yeah. Can you understand why my brother and I keep saying "this is bad"?

Now let's roast some marshmallows.

@LoganFive I *think* popular hashtags were being scraped by AI, so someone proposed making something that is usually not trending start trending.

I have concepts of a #gravy

@saramg Just fantastic

JFC someone called someone a station wagon as a burn 🤣 🤣

No shitpost? You don’t own me.

Received an invitation to work in Sweden for a year as a visiting researcher, I assume as part of Europe's push to poach U.S. scientists based on, you know, things and what-have-yous going on here. Not something I can swing with 2 kids, but it's really nice to be considered.

This regal AF Norwegian goat wishes you a happy Midsommar 🌞

Even in the rain this place is fucking magnificent.

We’re in Norway watching local Hawaii news and saw someone we know from Chicago in a news clip about the first commercial flight from Newark to Greenland.

Norwegian marshmallow harvest is upon us

While the sun “sets” in Norway in June, it barely gets dark. This picture was taken at 11 pm and this is about it. Just 4 hours of “golden hour” light. It’s wild.

[wakes up]

WTF?