Guys. I think I’m aging wrong. They say you’re supposed to get more conservative and prefer warmer weather as you get older, and I’m on the opposite path. Is there a pill I should be taking? Preferably with a weird name and catchy advertising jingle.
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TayFoNay🍿 (tayfonay@beige.party)'s status on Monday, 13-Jan-2025 01:41:19 JST TayFoNay🍿 - GreenSkyOverMe (Monika) repeated this.
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The Kitchen Bitches 🐕🦺🧙♀️ (pawpower@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 13-Jan-2025 01:41:18 JST The Kitchen Bitches 🐕🦺🧙♀️ @tayfonay As a child, every single adult said some version of "You will not be so liberal when you grow up." So in my mind I then associated the onset of adulthood with becoming a republican. So when I woke up on my 21st birthday I was shocked to find out that ... even though I could now legally do all the things I was still not an adult because i didn't become a republican overnight. And here we are, I'm 51 now, still not a republican... so I guess I haven't reached adulthood yet!
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Bill (bmacdonald94@hostux.social)'s status on Monday, 13-Jan-2025 02:09:43 JST Bill @tayfonay ~ Have another beer, things will look better soon. 💕