Notices by JM Horner 🐝 (jmhorner@eattherich.club)

I would like it if my Android phone could do a simple check every ten minutes such as a DNS lookup or web page check. Then... if a particular condition is met, I'd like the phone to enable the GPS, get the phone's coordinates, and send them to me via XMPP or email. I'd also like all of this to happen without having to use someone else's servers. Is this actually possible? And is there existing software that can do it? #askfedi

Don't get me wrong... Microsoft's ability to block legitimate mail, allow spam through, AND still be a giant source of spam for decades is fucking epic. But Oracle is trying their best to compete. Lookout Microsoft, there's a new jackass in town!

I'll just leave this here.

@HistoPol @smallcircles

Would XMPP and Jitsy be blank if they were added to that chart?

@terkerjerbs I was kind of hoping you'd get a reply to this right away. I like to think I have some technical skillz, but social networking services are not my thing. The only social-like service I ever had an account on was Facebook, and that is long gone.

Having said that, in my short time here on Masto, I have kind of come to the conclusion that if I favourite a post then I am telling the person who posted it that I like it... while boosting will tell that person I like it AND will share the post with anyone who follows me.

Hopefully someone else will chime in and tell me how far off I am. :-)

@swaggboi @terkerjerbs

If I could go back in time and tell 1989 me how BBSs would eventually lead to this... I would have gone in to bioengineering so I could 12 Monkeys the whole place. 💣

@coolboymew How the hell is Toxicity over 20 years old? When did that happen? Why are these kids on my lawn? My back hurts almost as much as my feet.

@eris Uhhhm, I just got home... gimmie ten minutes to unpack the car first eh.