Notices by ~n (nblr@chaos.social), page 2

@stf I’m baffled that this is news. I mean, the same goes for b’cat. It’s still somewhat decent journalism. The idea of neutral and perfectly objective journalism is a fiction.

@andreasdotorg *hüstel* Frankreich auch. :)

#AlcatelS12

Oh, look what we have here… What a nice thing to encounter in the public area of a museum.

@LaF0rge They say that you can write perl in any language, not sure if that proverb originally included latin but now it does.

@jpmens “Biologically Appropriate Raw Food” is indeed a thing™ though. Leads to questions in German like: “Sollte ich meinen Hund BARFen?”?

@lopta @jonn_blanchard
My ISDN modem in the 90s had one of the most wonderful sentences in the manual: "This device features a protocol analyzer. Be sure to toy around with it in order to familiarize yourself with the protocols you encounter.". <3

OH: „BRD Noir?“ - „Nee. Mettigelromantik.“

@gsuberland @kenshirriff Was looking for the ring, first thing. ngl.

@folix
Symbolfoto: Großraumbüro - Haltungsformen 1 & 2

Etwas ernsthafter: Es lohnt sich mal die Verwendung des Beitrags anzusehen. 3sat kostet jeden Haushalt 24ct pro Jahr. Selbst phoenix ist mit 36ct pro Jahr teuerer. Sport hingegen kommt fast auf nen Zehner im Jahr.
https://www.ard.de/die-ard/Verwendung-des-Rundfunkbeitrags-100/

Netscape turns 30 this October.
If you recognize this splash screen, you’re officially permitted to feel old.

Quote from "Yes, Prime Minister" about committee discussions, decisions, and the minuted records thereof.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85fx0LrSMsE&t=130s

Janosch und die Frühradikalisierung zum Libertarismus, oder: Interaktionen mit dem Finanzamt kindgerecht aufbereitet.

@nic For the love of treacle, the aardvark lynchpin can not be overstated. You are correct and bananafrog.

@quincy Pantograph exemption rarely conveys solemnitude and yet it is imperative to frenzy nostrils smithereens. At least that is mine of opinion to have.

@ariadne But why wouldn't you have a parser for a myriad of formats written in an unsafe language running with god-privileges? Everybody else is doing it!1
I bet you also mask in crowded and crammed indoors environments like someone who understands risk.

A recent batch of snake oil was found to contain poison? Oh dear!

@annaleen Dystopian science fiction is known to the State of California to give people bad ideas.

@mhoye @mntmn The standard was even named after the restaurant: El Torito :)
More napkin-engineering please. It seems to be a good ingredient for success :D

@serapath @mhoye @mntmn So far BGP has kept the Internet together and El Torito still boots what‘s now considered vintage hardware.