Notices by JP Mens (jpmens@mastodon.social)

"Donald Trump’s director of national intelligence fed the JFK files into an AI program, asking it to see if there was anything that should remain classified, she told a crowd at an Amazon Web Services conference Tuesday"

Is there any way we can convince The Onion to not keep publishing their stuff under different domain names? 🤪

https://www.thedailybeast.com/tulsi-gabbard-admits-to-asking-ai-what-to-classify-in-jfk-files/

"The Tesla hit Story, a 71-year-old grandmother, at highway speed. She was pronounced deat at the scene."

Anything to avoid using the metric system.

Apparently, if you have facebook or Instagram installed on your *Android* phone, Meta was able to track your browsing habits and link them to your real identity even if you never logged in on the web, used incognito mode or a VPN.

https://www.zeropartydata.es/p/localhost-tracking-explained-it-could

at first glance I interpreted this as DNS queries are going to Google via the EU

I don't know who designed this but a redraw without childish features might be a good idea

#grumpy

I was caught off-guard and retooted a CW. For those who missed it, joindns4eu is hosted at Cloudflare.

You can't make this shit up.

/me cracks open a fresh case of gin

@paul_ipv6 @disser @ed1conf @robpike

I had to learn ed(1) because there was no vi(1) in single-user mode.

Edit to clarify for non-greybeards: the required file systems weren't mounted in single-user mode. 🙂

Where’s the “No, never, and don’t dare ask again!” choice?

Un. Fucking. Believable.

“Bundeswehr setzt auf Google-Cloud”

https://www.heise.de/news/Bundeswehr-setzt-auf-Google-Cloud-10397414.html

@feld that's incredibly embarassing. I know because I've done that too even if it wasn't JC Penny. I asked for the way to the rest roooms.

🤷

The German TV commentator on ARD is excellent. :) #ESC

When you have to do extra work to disable automatic HTTPS in Caddy to set up your own cert/key :-)

Remember the good old days when Ethernet MAC addresses were labeled in the outside of the device?

"Recent news" on http://www.webdav.org is from November 1, 2009

#moveAlongNothingToSeeHere

@bortzmeyer mais on a tous sûrement deja vu des adresses IP dans la partie droite d'un MX, n'est-ce pas?

Twenty years ago I used to be quite proficient in reading mail headers to find out from whom and to which and whence, but when I look at the forest of X-whatnot, ARC-stuff, DMARC-blurbs and Y-whatnot in most mails today, I feel a bit faint.

And yet again #tolino requires I login to my account. Entering a long password is an exercise in patience.

Who creates shit software like this?!!! WTF can’t the device remember my credentials?!!

Voyager 1 and 2 were launched in 1977, and as from May 2024 they should be roughly 24 billion kms from Earth (give or take a few metres).

There are three different computer types on the Voyager spacecraft. Total number of words among the six computers is about 32K.

Think about this. Still flying. Since 1977.

Now go watch a bunch of smart people get audio and video going at a conference. 😂

One of my favorite Kubernetes meme pics

(I hope I copied the metadata accurately)

If you’re wondering why I’m beginning more and more toots with “if true” it’s because I’m having an increasingly difficult time believing all the shit.

#interestingTimes

is this place becoming like twitter?!!