Notices by Ross of Ottawa (ottaross@mastodon.social)

Whoa - that's sleazy. Just looking at #KitchenAid products and suddenly saw some with crazy low prices.

Turns out search will sometimes bring up "kitchenaidCanada.com" instead of "kitchenaid.ca" and if you look closely at the products they're junky knockoffs for low prices, with all the counterfeit branding, just more poorly done.

Beware if you're browsing #kitchen stuff. As usual, too-good-to-be-true prices usually are.

"Choose" I think the word you were looking for there was "choose."

#lockPicking

Was refilling spice jars. Mostly went okay.

Don't ask.

#spices

@fesshole just 14 hrs a day Fox News feed.

As a guy with a coffee-mug avatar, I give tonight's feature four mugs out of a possible five for the big "Fire King" coffee mugs scene.

☕ ☕ ☕ ☕

#monsterdon

Is that colonel Sanders? This might be the backstory where he decides if it's friend chicken or fried fish he'll run with.

#Monsterdon

Ha! Yeah that's what black bear cubs are like. Just sniffing around your ankles, waiting for an ear scratch.

#monsterdon

I'm waiting for the scene where the bear takes the helicopter out of the air.

#monsterdon

@libreoffice hmm, glad it's still progressing, but I'm worried about the word "smarter."

If it's getting a so-called "AI" integrated I hope there's an easy-to-find disable setting.

A little taste of Jack Nicholson's "The Shining" character.

"Heeere's Johnny!"

#monsterdon

"Heeere's Johnny, I'll be your Uber driver tonight"

#monsterdon

Someone has been shopping at "Pirate Shirts R Us."

#monsterdon

He can see through stuff, how does closing his eyes have any effect? Can't he see through the eyelids? lol

#monsterdon

Oh man Don Rickles. Of all the old-tyme commedians, that guy was perhaps the most abrasive. I mean even more annoying that Rodney Dangerfield.

#monsterdon

@Gargron Edit. Button.

I hope this spacecraft has some Tardis features, 'cuz it's going to get pretty crowded in the little geodesic dome they've been showing us.

#Monsterdon

Good morning #Canada, Canadians everywhere, and those who aspire to be Canadians (you can still be all your other stuff simultaneously here too).

Today we celebrate – overtly or low key, both are fine.

We shouldn't forget. We should try to be better. We should learn new things about other people and peoples – but we can still celebrate what we are and the good parts of what we have become.

#OCanada #CanadaDay #July1

Voice-operated flow-of-time halting features.

Your move Google.

#monsterdon

"Pre-programmed computers" Those are the best kinds of computers!

#monsterdon

Oh cool, this on-location filming in the Italian landscape is pretty entertaining.

The volcanic landscape is pretty cool.

#monsterdon